"hang on honey, Daddy is gonna string up this deer by its back legs and field dress it."My oldest daughter was in the car.
Even if I was dumb enough to consider eating a deer that had stomach guts and bile smashed into the meat, I wouldn't say "hold on honey, let me go grab Bambi and load her in the back"
If he was willing to sacrifice his life for Saint Nick, he definitely was a "roll damn tide" deer.
I was volunteering at a local state park that has a hunters area and some asshole dressed a deer right on a hiking trail a few days back....fuck that stunk.
Got about 4 inches of flesh in the grill. Donating it to the poor people.
Had to one up @Handicappers philanthropy
You are a great American.
How about if he skins Handi?
It will need to be a big deer. Poor people around here are fat as fuck!
