Got hit by a Pilot coming back from Waffle House

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Was minding my own business, walking across the street on my way home from Waffle House when this motherfucker in a silver soccer mom car hit me.

Dude had his windows down and was blasting Nickelback, singing at the top of his lungs, not even paying attention to the road. I turned my head just in time to see some ugly purple and yellow license plate on the front bumper

Dude didn't even check on me to see if I was still alive.
 
ill said:
Was minding my own business, walking across the street on my way home from Waffle House when this motherfucker in a silver soccer mom car hit me.

Dude had his windows down and was blasting Nickelback, singing at the top of his lungs, not even paying attention to the road. I turned my head just in time to see some ugly purple and yellow license plate on the front bumper

Dude didn't even check on me to see if I was still alive.
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Contact with a Honda Pilot? Pretty good chance you have AIDS. Better get tested.

T&Ps
 
ill said:
Was minding my own business, walking across the street on my way home from Waffle House when this motherfucker in a silver soccer mom car hit me.

Dude had his windows down and was blasting Nickelback, singing at the top of his lungs, not even paying attention to the road. I turned my head just in time to see some ugly purple and yellow license plate on the front bumper

Dude didn't even check on me to see if I was still alive.
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What are you doing at 3:00 AM, nude walking around the roadside and soliciting guys from LSU?
 
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LOL.
 
Mofo said:
Yeah… I assumed it was slang for something, but was too embarrassed to ask.
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I want you smothered, want you covered like my Waffle House hash browns
 
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