tOfficial Night Shift Thread v62 with more feet and less Euro trash Hoop

[Dolemite censored]

3 weeks until Rodgers and Packers choke in the Championship game.

 

[Dolemite censored]

@moxie I can get drunker than you.

 

[moxie]

@moxie I can get drunker than you.

Anyone can.


But can you get drunker than maxie? Hope your health insurance is up to date.

 

[Dolemite censored]

Anyone can.


But can you get drunker than maxie? Hope your health insurance is up to date.

I'd slap maxie's ass repeatedly and make her cook me breakfast lunch and dinner for a month.

Then I'd have her clip my coupons for that month also.

 

[gobigred]

3 weeks until Rodgers and Packers choke in the Championship game.

Less than 2 days till the little Seachickens season is over

 

[gobigred]

I'd slap maxie's ass and make her cook me breakfast lunch and dinner for a month.

Maxie would stab you then laugh at you

 

[moxie]

I'd slap maxie's ass and make her cook me breakfast lunch and dinner for a month.

She’d cackle in your face, call you a crybaby bitch and tell you that you’re a shit cook as she throws a plate of food at your head.

So I’ve heard.

 

[moxie]

Maxie would stab you then laugh at you

That, too.

 

[Dolemite censored]

That, too.

Silence !

 

[Dolemite censored]

Greatest Funk band of all time: Funkadelic.

 

[Dolemite censored]

One of the greatest bands of all time

Art Ensemble of Chicago

 

[NinerSpartan]

another great tale from night audit

Dummy on the phone: "Do you have any rooms available"
Me: "Yes. Our rate tonight is $199 + tax"
Dummy: "What is that in total"
Me: "$224"
Dummy: "Are you sure?"
Me: "Yes, 100%"
Dummy: "Are you sure?? What is the tax"
Me: "Tax rate is 12.75%. 199 * 1.1275 is 224"
Dummy: "Are you sure?? Is there a manager there"
Me: "No, it is just me."
Dummy: "I think you're trying to pocket some of my money"
Me: "Yeah, nobody here is trying to steal from you. Take the $224 or you leave it."
Dummy: "Okay, *my name* I'm going to come up there in a minute"
Me: Okay. "*Hangs up phone*

 

[Hu War Yu]

another great tale from night audit

Dummy on the phone: "Do you have any rooms available"
Me: "Yes. Our rate tonight is $199 + tax"
Dummy: "What is that in total"
Me: "$224"
Dummy: "Are you sure?"
Me: "Yes, 100%"
Dummy: "Are you sure?? What is the tax"
Me: "Tax rate is 12.75%. 199 * 1.1275 is 224"
Dummy: "Are you sure?? Is there a manager there"
Me: "No, it is just me."
Dummy: "I think you're trying to pocket some of my money"
Me: "Yeah, nobody here is trying to steal from you. Take the $224 or you leave it."
Dummy: "Okay, *my name* I'm going to come up there in a minute"
Me: Okay. "*Hangs up phone*

I have never once thought that the person who checks me into the hotel is somehow going to "pocket" some of my money


But now that I'm aware of the possibility...

 

[trojanfan12]

 

[CorpRebel]

Damn, it's chilly out here in coastal RI. (24* (10* wind chill). I AIN'T going back out for ANY reason!

Cranking up the heat!

 

[White Knight]

There's nothing out there that gets grease off of your hands better. Plus, I like the smell.

Put some in your whiskey.

 

[White Knight]

Amy Schneider SUCKS

Does she twerk?

 

[trojanfan12]

Damn. Looks like Gigi killed the thread.

 

[White Knight]

Damn. Looks like Gigi killed the thread.

 

[Peter Gozintite]

Damn. Looks like Gigi killed the thread.