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So far, BRM is in the lead here, but I'll have to check the Bloomingdale's website to verify stock :laugh:


If it was just $650, that would be easy to hide from myself somewhere, but it's goddamn gift cards to Westfield Mall, so I need to spend it there before they start nickel & diming me on "maintenance fees".
 
moxie said:
So I need to spend $650 at the mall... what's something good? Or should I just get a couple little things? I lost my Mont Blanc pen... I could put it towards one of those. Or a cute purse. Shoes? Sunglasses? Perfume? Ugh. I hate the pressure!
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Get 300 Auntie Anne's pretzels. No one would ever see that one coming...
 
Mofo said:
Get 300 Auntie Anne's pretzels. No one would ever see that one coming...
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At least say the other place! Auntie Annie's are nasty!

EDIT: WETZEL'S PRETZELS!
 
moxie said:
:puke:

At least say the other place! Auntie Annie's are nasty!

EDIT: WETZEL'S PRETZELS!
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I am unfamiliar with that brand. Seems like a lazy name for a company. Demand extra dipping sauce, at least.
 
Mofo said:
I am unfamiliar with that brand. Seems like a lazy name for a company. Demand extra dipping sauce, at least.
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Wetzel's Pretzel's is lazier than AUNTIE ANNIE'S?!! You, sir, are insane.



Not that there's anything wrong with that.
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moxie said:
Wetzel's Pretzel's is lazier than AUNTIE ANNIE'S?!! You, sir, are insane.



Not that there's anything wrong with that.
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Hell yeah. "Wetzel's" suggest the guy was either born to sell mall pretzels or else purposely changed his/her name to sell the things. Either way, it's sad and desperate. "Auntie Anne" tells me she loves to cook for other people, even if it's just fried lumps of soggy dough. Who don't wanna go to Auntie Anne's house for lunch? Moxie, that's who.
 
Mofo said:
Hell yeah. "Wetzel's" suggest the guy was either born to sell mall pretzels or else purposely changed his/her name to sell the things. Either way, it's sad and desperate. "Auntie Anne" tells me she loves to cook for other people, even if it's just fried lumps of soggy dough. Who don't wanna go to Auntie Anne's house for lunch? Moxie, that's who.
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If you want blue hair and denture cream residue in your soggy dough that was kneaded with hands covered in Bengay, yeah - Auntie Annie's is the place to be.

Or is this because of your Amish heritage?
 
I realize I am very late to the zombie party, but I was at a friend's yesterday and they were watching S5 of The Walking Dead. Aside from all the barfy blood and guts, it seems to have a pretty good story line. Worth starting from the beginning?
 
moxie said:
I realize I am very late to the zombie party, but I was at a friend's yesterday and they were watching S5 of The Walking Dead. Aside from all the barfy blood and guts, it seems to have a pretty good story line. Worth starting from the beginning?
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Yes. Great show.
 
moxie said:
If you want blue hair and denture cream residue in your soggy dough that was kneaded with hands covered in Bengay, yeah - Auntie Annie's is the place to be.

Or is this because of your Amish heritage?
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Auntie would cater to my black heritage. "Wetzel" sounds suspiciously Pennsylvania Dutch- probably translates to "Aryan twists" or something.
 
moxie said:
I realize I am very late to the zombie party, but I was at a friend's yesterday and they were watching S5 of The Walking Dead. Aside from all the barfy blood and guts, it seems to have a pretty good story line. Worth starting from the beginning?
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First 4 to 5 seasons were pretty great.

It needs to end tho.
 
Mofo said:
Naw, not no more. Some faceless company bought her lease and forced her out, do-rag and all.
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I won't buy that pancake mix or syrup anymore.
 
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