tOfficial Night Shift Thread v62 with more feet and less Euro trash Hoop

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White Knight said:
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I'm a hunka, hunka, burning love.
 
HOW THE FUCK DO I GET THE MARIO BROS THEME SONG STUCK IN MY HEAD?! THERE'S NOT EVEN ANY WORDS!

 
I jus shet muh pANtz whilst shoppin at Westfield Mall with a buncha bogus OPM.

I think ...
 
craigk217 said:
I jus shet muh pANtz whilst shoppin at Westfield Mall with a buncha bogus OPM.

I think ...
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Goddamn, yer an idiot.

You're in the mall and shit your pants. Go buy new pants. And underpants, ya filthy old perv!
 
Also - why does it leave a blue streak when I smoosh a couple of ants across the countertop? Are they blue bloods?
 
Dole ver 2.0 said:
You use a valet to park when you shop?

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At that mall, yes. My sanity and 20 minutes of my time is worth more than 15 bucks. I don't fucks with parking at that shit hole if I don't have to. Unless a spot magically appears with minimal effort, it's valet all day.
 
moxie said:
Goddamn, yer an idiot.

You're in the mall and shit your pants. Go buy new pants. And underpants, ya filthy old perv!
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Shop for some of this, Miss Shittay pantz ...

 
Dole ver 2.0 said:
Did you leave blueberries out?
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No. And blueberries don't really smash that blue. They're like...clear inside. Seems like they're only blue when you cook them. Plus they're mostly gross unless you get some tart ones. Otherwise - pass.
 
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