Tuesday Morning Bulldog thread

Wait, is, or was?
Awkward John Stamos GIF by E!
 
It's weird (but fun) bringing all this baby stuff into the house after all these years.
I can't wait to get rid of most of the crap I have. Started sorting through the infant stuff to see what we might be able to consign or donate and what is too beat up and just needs to go on the curb.
 
I have some fucktarded family, and they had some drama with a cousin getting divorced. They didnt tell anyone at my nieces birthday party, which was a day before my deceased mother's birthday. So instead of saying anything, they just acted all somber, and moped around the childs party. So afterwards, my dipshit uncle texts me and says, "Meghan is getting divorced, but we didnt want to ruin (nieces) or your mom's birthdays"
So you cunts mope around a childs party, that wouldnt have known shit as she is 2 years old, and my mom is fucking dead, so we werent having a party for her, so just fuck off, cause you essentially made the whole fucking party weird anyway. JSTFUAFOA!

SO for me, it is definitely a "was" situation.
 
I have some fucktarded family, and they had some drama with a cousin getting divorced. They didnt tell anyone at my nieces birthday party, which was a day before my deceased mother's birthday. So instead of saying anything, they just acted all somber, and moped around the childs party. So afterwards, my dipshit uncle texts me and says, "Meghan is getting divorced, but we didnt want to ruin (nieces) or your mom's birthdays"
So you cunts mope around a childs party, that wouldnt have known shit as she is 2 years old, and my mom is fucking dead, so we werent having a party for her, so just fuck off, cause you essentially made the whole fucking party weird anyway. JSTFUAFOA!

SO for me, it is definitely a "was" situation.
Weird not having any This is Cletus stories currently myself.
 
I can't wait to get rid of most of the crap I have. Started sorting through the infant stuff to see what we might be able to consign or donate and what is too beat up and just needs to go on the curb.
We got all we need, thanks.
 
I have some fucktarded family, and they had some drama with a cousin getting divorced. They didnt tell anyone at my nieces birthday party, which was a day before my deceased mother's birthday. So instead of saying anything, they just acted all somber, and moped around the childs party. So afterwards, my dipshit uncle texts me and says, "Meghan is getting divorced, but we didnt want to ruin (nieces) or your mom's birthdays"
So you cunts mope around a childs party, that wouldnt have known shit as she is 2 years old, and my mom is fucking dead, so we werent having a party for her, so just fuck off, cause you essentially made the whole fucking party weird anyway. JSTFUAFOA!

SO for me, it is definitely a "was" situation.
ummm...what the fuck are you going on about?
 
I have a drink to him
If youre not baking a cake, and he cant blow out the candles, then it no longer is a birthday. #was

Just trying to clear it up, cuz you seemed confused.
 
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