Everyone's favorite TV dad, Danny Tanner (Bob Saget) dead at 65

Cave_Johnson said:
I heard that Betty actually died because Saget was slamming it from behind and he gave her such an intense orgasm that she immediately had a heart attack and passed away.

They didn't connect Saget to it because he fucks so many old women to death that he knows how to cover it up at this point so there's no real proof.

Despite that fact, a CDC study still suggests that "Saget-induced-orgasm" is the fifth highest killer of women above the age of 70.
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DragonFromTo said:
All this "squeaky clean character" talk, you guys know that Danny murdered the girls' mom on the show, right?
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We all know that.

Did you know that the Olsen twins are actually his biological children though? He fucked the actress who plays Kimmy Gibbler during the pilot episode (go check, the Olsen twins don't appear in that pilot). She was impregnated and gave birth to the twins 8 months before the show was picked up and they finally shot more episodes. They wrote the twins into the show to appease Gibbler's actress becasuse she threatened to file a huge workers comp claim against ABC after she got her pussy destroyed so hard on set by Saget in her trailer's bathroom.
 
fordman84 said:
On a scale of Ted Bundy to Ted Kennedy...how murderous are we talking?
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I mean, Bundy kept bodies around and stuff but did he ever move a victim's sibling in with him afterwards? Danny probably saw the life leaving her eyes every time he looked at Uncle Jesse
 
Cave_Johnson said:
We all know that.

Did you know that the Olsen twins are actually his biological children though? He fucked the actress who plays Kimmy Gibbler during the pilot episode (go check, the Olsen twins don't appear in that pilot). She was impregnated and gave birth to the twins 8 months before the show was picked up and they finally shot more episodes. They wrote the twins into the show because Gibbler's actress threatened to file a huge workers comp claim against ABC because she got her pussy destroyed so hard on set by Saget in her trailer's bathroom.
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It adds up. So did he come back later and create Wanda?
 
Cave_Johnson said:
We all know that.

Did you know that the Olsen twins are actually his biological children though? He fucked the actress who plays Kimmy Gibbler during the pilot episode (go check, the Olsen twins don't appear in that pilot). She was impregnated and gave birth to the twins 8 months before the show was picked up and they finally shot more episodes. They wrote the twins into the show to appease Gibbler's actress becasuse she threatened to file a huge workers comp claim against ABC after she got her pussy destroyed so hard on set by Saget in her trailer's bathroom.
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Yeah but you know, there were (secretly) actually three different Kimmies used. You're talking about the first one?
 
Orlando_Eagles said:
No doubt there, Hogan? While what he says is possible, there is no proof at this point. I’m not going to take a guy medical read from such an audience.
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I take medical advice from a guy who spent years shooting roids into his ass.

how does roger clemens feel about the vaccine.
 
fordman84 said:
I thought you ghost wrote his autobiography. If not who am I thinking of?
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Oh, no. Wasn't me. I wrote the initial pilot for Fuller House waaaaay back when they announced it.

Netflix turned down what I wrote because they didn't like my explanation of the Olsen twins' absence from the show. In my version Michelle died in 2001 because Danny Tanner fucked Kimmy Gibbler on her wedding night, and when her husband found out months later he sought his revenge by joining al-qaeda and arranging it so that Michelle would be on board one of the planes that flew into the world trade center.

They wanted me to re-write that part but I'm an artist and I don't like censorship so I got fired.
 
I didn't want to say this too early in the thread or risk it being "too soon" but Saget isn't my favorite TV dad and probably wouldn't make the list if there was one.
 
Wild Turkey said:
I didn't want to say this too early in the thread or risk it being "too soon" but Saget isn't my favorite TV dad and probably wouldn't make the list if there was one.
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I never even watched full house.
 
Cave_Johnson said:
I heard that Betty actually died because Saget was slamming it from behind and he gave her such an intense orgasm that she immediately had a heart attack and passed away.

They didn't connect Saget to it because he fucks so many old women to death that he knows how to cover it up at this point so there's no real proof.

Despite that fact, a CDC study still suggests that "Saget-induced-orgasm" is the fifth highest killer of women above the age of 70.
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Interesting story, what do you call it?

The Aristocrats!
 
Cave_Johnson said:
We all know that.

Did you know that the Olsen twins are actually his biological children though? He fucked the actress who plays Kimmy Gibbler during the pilot episode (go check, the Olsen twins don't appear in that pilot). She was impregnated and gave birth to the twins 8 months before the show was picked up and they finally shot more episodes. They wrote the twins into the show to appease Gibbler's actress becasuse she threatened to file a huge workers comp claim against ABC after she got her pussy destroyed so hard on set by Saget in her trailer's bathroom.
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I remember that bit from his stand up in 2007
 
Wild Turkey said:
I didn't want to say this too early in the thread or risk it being "too soon" but Saget isn't my favorite TV dad and probably wouldn't make the list if there was one.
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You probably prefer this guy

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