Wednesday is National Popcorn Day

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Get your popcorn ready. Gonna be some serious butt hurt up in here on hump day

Interest Popcorn GIF by Landon Moss
 
Fossil evidence from Peru suggests that corn was popped as early as 4700 BC.
 
What the hell does a popcorn fossil look like
 
Interesting day here yesterday. Wife headed to Clewiston to get her prescriptions cause it's the nearest cvs. Said she had just got up to 60 and was getting ready to put cruise on when an old guy on a harley blew by her. Half mile later on hwy 80 there's a sharp curve. Harley parts all over the road and guy and bike wadded up in guardrail. She stopped and walked over while calling 911. Went to check for pulse but guys hand was gone. Then she looked again and no head.
 
Good day, people.
 
Interesting day here yesterday. Wife headed to Clewiston to get her prescriptions cause it's the nearest cvs. Said she had just got up to 60 and was getting ready to put cruise on when an old guy on a harley blew by her. Half mile later on hwy 80 there's a sharp curve. Harley parts all over the road and guy and bike wadded up in guardrail. She stopped and walked over while calling 911. Went to check for pulse but guys hand was gone. Then she looked again and no head.
jfc. thats how you describe interesting? Interesting is finding a popcorn fossil.
 
Troopers looked for the head for a time then one of them rolled the body over and it was imploded underneath the guy. Trooper said that's what happens in such crashes. Ambulance was there and wife ended up in it while they worked on getting her blood pressure down. They wanted to take her to hospital but she said no. She was crying when she called me. Gone 2 hours and never made it to cvs. News says it was a 79 year old guy from Miami area.
 
Interesting day here yesterday. Wife headed to Clewiston to get her prescriptions cause it's the nearest cvs. Said she had just got up to 60 and was getting ready to put cruise on when an old guy on a harley blew by her. Half mile later on hwy 80 there's a sharp curve. Harley parts all over the road and guy and bike wadded up in guardrail. She stopped and walked over while calling 911. Went to check for pulse but guys hand was gone. Then she looked again and no head.
snl blood GIF by Saturday Night Live
 
Interesting day here yesterday. Wife headed to Clewiston to get her prescriptions cause it's the nearest cvs. Said she had just got up to 60 and was getting ready to put cruise on when an old guy on a harley blew by her. Half mile later on hwy 80 there's a sharp curve. Harley parts all over the road and guy and bike wadded up in guardrail. She stopped and walked over while calling 911. Went to check for pulse but guys hand was gone. Then she looked again and no head.
no way?! Dude...did she puke on the spot?

also, no helmet law in FL, right?
 
Troopers looked for the head for a time then one of them rolled the body over and it was imploded underneath the guy. Trooper said that's what happens in such crashes. Ambulance was there and wife ended up in it while they worked on getting her blood pressure down. They wanted to take her to hospital but she said no. She was crying when she called me. Gone 2 hours and never made it to cvs. News says it was a 79 year old guy from Miami area.
Yep, no helmet...not that I think it would have saved him...


 
Yep, no helmet...not that I think it would have saved him...


"The man failed to negotiate a curve and went off the road, hitting a guardrail."

Didn't realize taking a turn at 100mph is the same as dealing with terrorist.
 
"The man failed to negotiate a curve and went off the road, hitting a guardrail."

Didn't realize taking a turn at 100mph is the same as dealing with terrorist.
it is the right word
 
I was a bum last night

walked the dog then made meatloaf for dinner for the week. Came out really good.

On a teleconference all day today for some ASME meeting on valves and pumps...should be loooooooads of fun.

need to get a talkie bike ride in first at some point
 
Troopers looked for the head for a time then one of them rolled the body over and it was imploded underneath the guy. Trooper said that's what happens in such crashes. Ambulance was there and wife ended up in it while they worked on getting her blood pressure down. They wanted to take her to hospital but she said no. She was crying when she called me. Gone 2 hours and never made it to cvs. News says it was a 79 year old guy from Miami area.
Biker d00d should have sprung for the Callahan brake pads.

 
no way?! Dude...did she puke on the spot?

also, no helmet law in FL, right?
No she's tough. Still a little shook today though.
 
morning all

bought a six pack at liquor store. Got him and realized they sold me expired beer, but it was only month past it's best by date, tasted just fine

1 am Murray woke up, let him outside, put him back in his kennel. 2 minutes later I hear him puke

while i'm cleaning up said puke, I hear him puke again, but instead of on laminate floor, on the rug

I'm pretty tired
 
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