Things your wife does that you think is dumb

my wife is terrible at parking she can never find the equal distance between vehicles always super close on one side and 2 miles on the other. drives me insane!!

my wife will mumble something, i say "what" she continues on the conversation instead of repeating what she said that i didnt hear, i tell her it will be the thing that finally does it.
 
Hides my beer at my mom's house.

:rip: gobucks.

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my wife is terrible at parking she can never find the equal distance between vehicles always super close on one side and 2 miles on the other. drives me insane!!

my wife will mumble something, i say "what" she continues on the conversation instead of repeating what she said that i didnt hear, i tell her it will be the thing that finally does it.

my wife yells because i have to back in every parking spot. I hate backing out
 
if you can't back into a spot on the first try... just stop driving and go home and practice.
i got a retard on my street that takes about 5 minutes to back into his driveway if you get stuck waiting to get by it is very annoying one day i had a turtle head poking and it was about to hit the fan i was beyond livid at him. the whole pulling head, stopping, reversing, just takes too much damn time when all you had to do was pull into the damn spot in the first place :D
 
not a wife, but she can't drive/park. Can't properly load a dishwasher. And won't use the vacuum because she doesn't like the sound.
 
if you can't back into a spot on the first try... just stop driving and go home and practice.
With a full sized truck, it’s easier backing in than pulling in, especially in tight parking lots
 
do you have balls hanging off the end
Nope. I do have a long ass trailer hitch as a bit of protection in case someone doesn’t stop quite quick enough though. One of those saved that old Jeep Cherokee I drove in high school. Totaled the truck that hit me. I had to replace my bumper and pocketed like 400 bucks from the insurance
 
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