Things your wife does that you think is dumb

Staying up all night cleaning the house until 5 am and then complaining about being tired when it's time to go to work the next day like it's my fault.

Yeah, that's pretty dumb.
 
When she forged my signature on a previously notarized document and took it to the bank so she could be added to my checking account.

Yeah, that was pretty dumb.
 
My wife won't finish a goddamned cup of coffee to save her life.
 
beardown07 said:
My wife won't finish a goddamned cup of coffee to save her life.
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how do you feel about a wife that orders the most girly damn drhnk on the menu.. takes 2 sips and looks at you and tells you to finish it.


1) its $13 buck
2) its alcohol
3) it really doesn't taste half bad
 
huskers1217 said:
how do you feel about a wife that orders the most girly damn drhnk on the menu.. takes 2 sips and looks at you and tells you to finish it.
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hahaha
 
Its A Trap Movie GIF by Star Wars
 
NU_FTW said:
my wife is terrible at parking she can never find the equal distance between vehicles always super close on one side and 2 miles on the other. drives me insane!!

my wife will mumble something, i say "what" she continues on the conversation instead of repeating what she said that i didnt hear, i tell her it will be the thing that finally does it.
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Skerpokes said:
Goes into my phone without me knowing and sends a novel length text to my assistant pretending to be me and telling her to stay away from me. Nearly got me sued for harassment.

Yeah, I thought that was dumb.
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Skerpokes said:
Staying up all night cleaning the house until 5 am and then complaining about being tired when it's time to go to work the next day like it's my fault.

Yeah, that's pretty dumb.
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Skerpokes said:
When she forged my signature on a previously notarized document and took it to the bank so she could be added to my checking account.

Yeah, that was pretty dumb.
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Skerpokes said:
When she claimed she had been kidnapped by the IRS or some bullshit and needed me to go buy a bunch of git cards from places to pay her ransom so she could go.

Yeah, that was pretty dumb.
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Looks like you married Satan's daughter.
 
NU_FTW said:
i got a retard on my street that takes about 5 minutes to back into his driveway if you get stuck waiting to get by it is very annoying one day i had a turtle head poking and it was about to hit the fan i was beyond livid at him. the whole pulling head, stopping, reversing, just takes too much damn time when all you had to do was pull into the damn spot in the first place :D
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"Just park the damn car, dude!"
 
Illustrious Potentate said:
With a full sized truck, it’s easier backing in than pulling in, especially in tight parking lots
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If it's easier, why do they spend 10x more time doing it? Had a neighbor across the street from me who'd spend 5 mins getting an F150 parked every day when he came home.
 
HammerDown said:
If it's easier, why do they spend 10x more time doing it? Had a neighbor across the street from me who'd spend 5 mins getting an F150 parked every day when he came home.
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actually that is true. It is easier to back your truck into a spot.
 
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