Things your wife does that you think is dumb

[Peter Gozintite]

So many things, but I cant list them, cuz handi will send screen shots to my wife through facebook. My wife is great.

 

[Peter Gozintite]

I hate it when @SlinkyRedfoot 's wife spits, the big dummy.

 

[Skerpokes]

Put GPS tracking devices on my car.

 

[RobBase]

So many things, but I cant list them, cuz handi will send screen shots to my wife through facebook. My wife is great.

 

[NU_WTF?]

my wife is terrible at parking she can never find the equal distance between vehicles always super close on one side and 2 miles on the other. drives me insane!!

my wife will mumble something, i say "what" she continues on the conversation instead of repeating what she said that i didnt hear, i tell her it will be the thing that finally does it.

 

[temptresstoo]

I hate it when @SlinkyRedfoot 's wife spits, the big dummy.

She doesn't know good protein when she sees it.

 

[Guy Incognito]

Hides my beer at my mom's house.

gobucks.

 

[huskers1217]

on the off chance she reads this..

nothing she is absolutely perfect

 

[huskers1217]

on the chance she can't read this..

i would need @HammerDown to extend the 10,000 post limit....

 

[huskers1217]

my wife is terrible at parking she can never find the equal distance between vehicles always super close on one side and 2 miles on the other. drives me insane!!

my wife will mumble something, i say "what" she continues on the conversation instead of repeating what she said that i didnt hear, i tell her it will be the thing that finally does it.

my wife yells because i have to back in every parking spot. I hate backing out

 

[NU_WTF?]

my wife yells because i have to back in every parking spot. I hate backing out

i mean that shit is annoying waiting on tools to back into a parking spot just because they cant figure out how to back out

 

[huskers1217]

i mean that shit is annoying waiting on tools to back into a parking spot just because they cant figure out how to back out

if you can't back into a spot on the first try... just stop driving and go home and practice.

 

[NU_WTF?]

if you can't back into a spot on the first try... just stop driving and go home and practice.

i got a retard on my street that takes about 5 minutes to back into his driveway if you get stuck waiting to get by it is very annoying one day i had a turtle head poking and it was about to hit the fan i was beyond livid at him. the whole pulling head, stopping, reversing, just takes too much damn time when all you had to do was pull into the damn spot in the first place

 

[SlinkyRedfoot]

I hate it when @SlinkyRedfoot 's wife spits, the big dummy.

Conversely, I never mind when your old lady spits because she correctly identifies the taste of your asshole on my dick.

 

[RubinRock]

not a wife, but she can't drive/park. Can't properly load a dishwasher. And won't use the vacuum because she doesn't like the sound.

 

[Illustrious Potentate]

if you can't back into a spot on the first try... just stop driving and go home and practice.

With a full sized truck, it’s easier backing in than pulling in, especially in tight parking lots

 

[huskers1217]

With a full sized truck, it’s easier backing in than pulling in, especially in tight parking lots

do you have balls hanging off the end

 

[Illustrious Potentate]

do you have balls hanging off the end

Nope. I do have a long ass trailer hitch as a bit of protection in case someone doesn’t stop quite quick enough though. One of those saved that old Jeep Cherokee I drove in high school. Totaled the truck that hit me. I had to replace my bumper and pocketed like 400 bucks from the insurance

 

[Skerpokes]

Goes into my phone without me knowing and sends a novel length text to my assistant pretending to be me and telling her to stay away from me. Nearly got me sued for harassment.

Yeah, I thought that was dumb.

 

[Fish]

do you have balls hanging off the end

Truck nuts dammit. Get it right.