Things you do that the wife thinks your dumb

Wood20ks said:
Ya.....bungee cord.......fits nice and snug,not overly tight or too loose....the perfect tension.

I actually only did it at work,and when going out wife always got tired of me pulling my pants up,belts never wored the way I needed them to,so I tried a bungee cird at work......works grest.

Which got me thinking,why not make a belt the same way a bungee cord works,an elastic belt.......great invention I think.
No more trying to make that extra hole in a belt to fit snug.....You can make a one size fits all......

Ingenious.......
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I have two belts that adjust to any size, no holes anywhere. One is for hiking.
 
Hu War Yu said:
I have two belts that adjust to any size, no holes anywhere. One is for hiking.
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I actually googled it just before xmas so see if they made such a thing I was talking about,and yes youre correct they do......
Kohls advertised an elastic belt that one size fits all.....

Figures.........🙁
 
jjc2009 said:
Spend my free time reading/posting on sports message boards.
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Thats another quirk wife hates about me is my fantasy football......she thinks its all dumb.....
I get to yelling at the tv and she keeps reminding me that they cant hear me......

I try to get them to hear me......
 
Also, I usually don't bother straightening out the wheels when I park. If I pull in straight, fine, but otherwise, I don't care.

Drives my wife nuts.
 
Wood20ks said:
Thats another quirk wife hates about me is my fantasy football......she thinks its all dumb.....
I get to yelling at the tv and she keeps reminding me that they cant hear me......

I try to get them to hear me......
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Basically every ND game for me. She’s actually banished me to the local watering hole because of that.
 
Illustrious Potentate said:
Suspenders suck. I nearly went upside my sister in law’s head when she said suspenders were part of the groomsman uniform.

Overalls and overalls only. Bibb overalls. That chest pocket is money
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"Overalls" are basically pants with "suspenders" that are "pre-attached"... :rolleyes2:
 
CorpRebel said:
"Overalls" are basically pants with "suspenders" that are "pre-attached"... :rolleyes2:
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You don’t have to clip anything with overalls and they’re not a pain in the ass to keep in place and they have a big ole chest pocket
 
SlinkyRedfoot said:
I'm not even wearing pants.
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outofyourmind said:
Seems I don't know how to load a dish washer, so my wife just does it.
Early on, I made sure she knew I was stupid about such things.

Been working great for 30 years.
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Same here with me constantly forgetting to separate reds out of the whites. Haven't done laundry in a decade. :suds:
 
fordman84 said:
Same here with me constantly forgetting to separate reds out of the whites. Haven't done laundry in a decade. :beer2:
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Bum!!

I do my own laundry cuz I can't stand when it's mixed in long hair gets stuck on them cuz my wife and daughter shed like crazy and long hair anywhere on me drives me nuts
 
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