Things you do that the wife thinks your dumb

Ya.....bungee cord.......fits nice and snug,not overly tight or too loose....the perfect tension.

I actually only did it at work,and when going out wife always got tired of me pulling my pants up,belts never wored the way I needed them to,so I tried a bungee cird at work......works grest.

Which got me thinking,why not make a belt the same way a bungee cord works,an elastic belt.......great invention I think.
No more trying to make that extra hole in a belt to fit snug.....You can make a one size fits all......

Ingenious.......
I have two belts that adjust to any size, no holes anywhere. One is for hiking.
 
I have two belts that adjust to any size, no holes anywhere. One is for hiking.

I actually googled it just before xmas so see if they made such a thing I was talking about,and yes youre correct they do......
Kohls advertised an elastic belt that one size fits all.....

Figures.........🙁
 
Spend my free time reading/posting on sports message boards.

Thats another quirk wife hates about me is my fantasy football......she thinks its all dumb.....
I get to yelling at the tv and she keeps reminding me that they cant hear me......

I try to get them to hear me......
 
Also, I usually don't bother straightening out the wheels when I park. If I pull in straight, fine, but otherwise, I don't care.

Drives my wife nuts.
 
Thats another quirk wife hates about me is my fantasy football......she thinks its all dumb.....
I get to yelling at the tv and she keeps reminding me that they cant hear me......

I try to get them to hear me......
Basically every ND game for me. She’s actually banished me to the local watering hole because of that.
 
Suspenders suck. I nearly went upside my sister in law’s head when she said suspenders were part of the groomsman uniform.

Overalls and overalls only. Bibb overalls. That chest pocket is money
"Overalls" are basically pants with "suspenders" that are "pre-attached"... :rolleyes2:
 
"Overalls" are basically pants with "suspenders" that are "pre-attached"... :rolleyes2:
You don’t have to clip anything with overalls and they’re not a pain in the ass to keep in place and they have a big ole chest pocket
 
I'm not even wearing pants.
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Seems I don't know how to load a dish washer, so my wife just does it.
Early on, I made sure she knew I was stupid about such things.

Been working great for 30 years.
Same here with me constantly forgetting to separate reds out of the whites. Haven't done laundry in a decade. :suds:
 
Same here with me constantly forgetting to separate reds out of the whites. Haven't done laundry in a decade. :beer2:
Bum!!

I do my own laundry cuz I can't stand when it's mixed in long hair gets stuck on them cuz my wife and daughter shed like crazy and long hair anywhere on me drives me nuts
 
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