tOfficial Night Shift Thread v58

[Win TWINS!!!]

Whatever, apprentice maud. What color do you want your sash to be?

The color your ass turns after I'm done smackin it.

 

[Dolemite censored]

fuck no.... because you gotta give shits, to be a shit. It'd be like the wild west.... I'd just ban the fuckers that tagged me to tattle.

Yeah, you'd have to be a jerk...

 

[Mofo]

Oh, just twinsie being a metrosexual EuroMaud, under the tutelage of JohnShadows.

Ouch. Shots fired!

 

[steelerssb]

The color your ass turns after I'm done smackin it.

WOOOOOOHOOOOO!

 

[craigk217]

WOOOOOOHOOOOO!

u touch yerself?

 

[Hu War Yu]

The color your ass turns after I'm done smackin it.

so, darker brown?

 

[moxie]

so, darker brown?

30% darker than your average cockasian!

SHADDUP, @Camfantasy! You stay out of this!

 

[steelerssb]

30% darker than your average cockasian!

SHADDUP, @Camfantasy! You stay out of this!

@maxie coming out to play already?

 

[Dolemite censored]

30% darker than your average cockasian!

SHADDUP, @Camfantasy! You stay out of this!

Stop posing as a Mexican. You are whiter than the rest of these fools on here.

 

[beardown07]

Stop posing as a Mexican. You are whiter than the rest of these fools on here.

LOL. Who pretends to be Mexican?


Almost as bad as you pretending to be black.

 

[Dolemite censored]

Almost as bad as you pretending to be black.

Or you pretending not to be retarded...

 

[beardown07]

Or you pretending not to be retarded...

 

[Edisto_Tiger]

Also when listening to xm radio unedited with kid in car is it etiquette to crank up violent femmes add it up or change the station??

Change the channel, depending on the age. I wasn’t really paying attention once and left it on Buckcherry’s Crazy Bitch with my boy In the truck. It dawned on me when he started snickering.

 

[Skerpokes]

Stop posing as a Mexican. You are whiter than the rest of these fools on here.

I bet me and Dole are the only black folk here

 

[moxie]

@maxie coming out to play already?

Stupid early happy hour!

 

[Guy Incognito]

Good call!

 

[Edisto_Tiger]

Yo @WestEndVol , is there not a Loser posting on Friday night thread over here?

 

[ukfanfrombirth (cali cat)]

Also when listening to xm radio unedited with kid in car is it etiquette to crank up violent femmes add it up or change the station??

I'd missed this post until @Edisto_Tiger quoted it (thanks!).

I haven't heard that song in years.
I'm absolutely in the mood to listen to some Femmes, too.

As an added bonus, the next time my asshole neighbor complains about me playing Tchaikovsky (who knew Swan Lake could be so upsetting), I'll just smile and switch to the Femmes.

 

[Skerpokes]

Also when listening to xm radio unedited with kid in car is it etiquette to crank up violent femmes add it up or change the station??

I saw the Violent Femmes in concert in the 90’s while I watched two hot lezbos go to town on the sound stage.

True story

 

[Dolemite censored]

Stupid early happy hour!

Damn I miss the hell out of happy hours.