Under the Porch with the Guide Bear!

Bear sighting

Hear me Roar....

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Momma said not to pick on the retards. Lucky for you, eh?
That's something she told you're "friends" constantly, she wasn't saying it to you.
 
Good Sunday morning and thank you all for attending Mass on this Holy Day. Your Soul shall be cleansed and A Good Time Shan't be Denied!

Please turn your Hymn Books to page 31 and let us all sing the Lord's favorite song, If I Had A Hammer And A Ladder.Sing it, momma!.jpg
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Now friends, kind friends, there's a back story to that cute little diddy, Moses Poses With Jesus and I shall share it at once!

I was a freshman in high school and I was a gangly stick figure of a young human being. And I could run pretty fast, not the fastest but faster than most.

Well there was this blonde chubby guy two grades above me and his name was, probably still is, Mark Moses. And he lived real close to one of my best buds so I would see him often, and at school too. I don't know why but I decided to sing that little diddy pretty much whenever I saw him. But he could never catch me to kick my ass. Man alive, was I ever a rotten kid!
 
Good Sunday morning and thank you all for attending Mass on this Holy Day. Your Soul shall be cleansed and A Good Time Shan't be Denied!

Please turn your Hymn Books to page 31 and let us all sing the Lord's favorite song, If I Had A Hammer And A Ladder.View attachment 58930
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Ehhh

I'ma go with thisun
 
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