The worst thing about port a potties?

Port a johns are a last resort. It’s gotta be an absolute emergency. I’d rather squat in the woods, but at work, sometimes you don’t have a choice. It’s either squat out in the open, go in your bloomers or use the port a john
 
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I feel bad for women using a portopotty

Either they have to be able to squat or they gotta put their skin on that seat.

Plus the lineups. Never get in lineups with a woman in them.
 
I don’t frequently find myself in a position to have to use a port-a-potty. Generally just sporting events or concerts and even then, not often. I will say if I ever find myself having to take a shit in one, something has gone horribly, horribly wrong in my day.
When I worked construction I would just leave if I needed to drop a deuce.
 
I guess the worst thing would be getting locked in one, having it turned on its side, and then rolled down a hill
 
Never been in a porta pottie

based on previous comments I still don't see it happening
 
Those things make my top 5 list in multiple categories
I feel bad for women using a portopotty

Either they have to be able to squat or they gotta put their skin on that seat.
I think women probably prefer them over normal bathrooms. There's a purse holder right next to the seat. Can't beat that convenience.

And don't tell me they're not purse holders, because nothing else fits in there easily. My chili cheese fries and large Sierra Mist kept tipping over in that thing.
 
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they used to portopotty races or something at Preakness in Baltimore.

basically an idiot runs across the top of the johns while people chuck full beers at them

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they used to portopotty races or something at Preakness in Baltimore.

basically an idiot runs across the top of the johns while people chuck full beers at them

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That fence is just twisted at the top, and he fell right on that shit. Neck first. Straight kill shot with that beer.
 
That fence is just twisted at the top, and he fell right on that shit. Neck first. Straight kill shot with that beer.
Oof my spine tingled after rewatching with this pointed out
 
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