Teacher Laced Student's Cupcakes With Husband's Sperm

[williewilliejuan]

and again and again...

how much did his wife need?

and the cop who provided is an asshole too, not just the teacher lady

He’s worse, which is saying a lot. Did you read the article? It’s a lot more than tainted baked goods.

 

[ill]

He’s worse, which is saying a lot. Did you read the article? It’s a lot more than tainted baked goods.

I didn't....just did...

fuuuuuuuuuuck

disgusting human beings.

 

[Inquisitor]

The couple's attorneys are preparing to argue sementics.

 

[jjc2009]

Big fan of Van Wilder I guess.

 

[DragonFromTo]

The couple's attorneys are preparing to argue sementics.

Semen Antics?

Fuck, there's another one that sounds like the name of an album I would have bought

 

[Knight&Day]

 

[DragonFromTo]

While we're on the subject do you know what I've always wondered?




Why do Harold and Kumar both seem pretty calm and subdued when he tells them he's putting cum in the food but then they (properly) completely lose their shit and freak out when they find out it's animal semen rather than human ejaculate?

 

[DragonFromTo]

 

[Handicappers]

"I now have a new favorite cup cake"

Rex the drunk CuckCake

 

[RobBase]

Big fan of Van Wilder I guess.

There’s a fine line between romantic comedies and life sentences.

 

[SJ76]

Duke teacher? Goodness what a mess

 

[ojb81]

You win the internet

 

[dbldwn711]

Her ex-husband was a former Special Ops Lieutenant with the local sheriff's department. She was a school teacher. They posed for pictures in the nude with a child, the couple raped a child nine years old. They possessed child porn, and laced cupcakes with the husband's sperm. These people are just off the charts batshit crazy.

When “lacing cupcakes with sperm and giving them to children” is like 4th worst thing that you’ve done there’s gotta be a special jail for you.

 

[Knight&Day]

You win the internet

This thread went 2+ pages, 45 posts, & almost 24 hours before that was posted.

That's just sad. Y'all need to step your game.

 

[ill]

There’s a fine line between romantic comedies and life sentences.

you consider Van Wilder a romantic comedy?

do you consider Animal House or Porky's "romantic comedies"?

 

[Knight&Day]

*- step up.

 

[Handicappers]

Ex-teacher who fed students semen-laced cupcakes sentenced to 41 years

Cynthia Perkins was sentenced Friday after pleading guilty to second-degree rape, production of child pornography and conspiracy of mingling harmful substances.

nypost.com

 

[temptresstoo]

How would anyone know?

 

[RobBase]

you consider Van Wilder a romantic comedy?

do you consider Animal House or Porky's "romantic comedies"?

Van Wilder is a movie about a college kid courting his romantic interest by lacing her boyfriends protein shake with laxatives, giving him explosive diarrhea, and winning her heart.

It’s not exact the Notebook, but it’s not Animal House or Porky’s either. Which were just crude, over-sexed frat house type comedies.

 

[CorpRebel]

Hmmm... How did her hubby "inseminate" the cupcakes?