Hot shower Friday

[stakesarehigh]

Why am I Not surprised it's Jameis

Just try not to be a sexual predator Number 3

 

[RubinRock]

Condoms are less expensive than babies.

Write that down, @RubinRock

Like I said, very religious lately

 

[stakesarehigh]

Condoms also suck balls.


Write that down

 

[MTVike]

Condoms also suck balls.


Write that down

I think you're putting it on wrong.

 

[olympicoscar]

This is recopied from you know where.

Good morning good people. Another day and another doctor. He just left. We all masked up and played Halloween. He drew blood from the wife, and I got out my old zombie costume and yelled "blood, blood." A bag of laughs.

Not use to starting these threads. I hope someone joins in later. Talking to yourself is lonely.

Hey, did you hear the one about, oops, no politics. Sorry.

Thought for the day: I have never developed indigestion from eating my words.

 

[Me]

I think you're putting it on wrong.

I just can't get it over my magnum dong

 

[Guy Incognito]

Condoms also suck balls.


Write that down

You know what doesn't suck?

Not paying child support.

 

[Guy Incognito]

I just can't get it over my magnum dong

OK, Dr. Toboggan.

 

[Me]

You know what doesn't suck?

Not paying child support.

That's where being sterile is a plus

 

[stakesarehigh]

Or this happens

Shenanigans

 

[RubinRock]

You know what doesn't suck?

Not paying child support.

Says the pristine baby maker. Checks out

 

[SlinkyRedfoot]

I only raw-dogged one chick before I got married, and then it was 100% pull out.

Will hopefully impart my wisdom to my son.

I've fucked a lot of times without a condom. A lot. It only produced kids the times when that was the anticipated outcome.

 

[MTVike]

Neighbor just mowed.

I love the smell of fresh-cut grass. Reminds me of mornings on the golf course.

 

[Me]

I've fucked a lot of times without a condom. A lot. It only produced kids the times when that was the anticipated outcome.

Like those chicks would have contacted you after their walk of shame home

 

[MTVike]

FIL passed late last night. Wife and daughter went over to be there when they removed the body. I think they got home about 3:30 or 4:00.

I hope wife sleeps all day. She needs it.

 

[MTVike]

I've fucked a lot of times without a condom. A lot. It only produced kids the times when that was the anticipated outcome.

And, when you did it with women.

 

[SlinkyRedfoot]

Condoms also suck balls.


Write that down

I like them for when I feel like making a deposit, but don't want a kid.

 

[Me]

I like them for when I feel like making a deposit, but don't want a kid.

Deposit in the mouth


Bingo bango

 

[SlinkyRedfoot]

FIL passed late last night. Wife and daughter went over to be there when they removed the body. I think they got home about 3:30 or 4:00.

I hope wife sleeps all day. She needs it.

I like you too.

As such, I also take back any mean things I've said about you or things you like. For now.

 

[Guy Incognito]

That's where being sterile is a plus

You're snipped, or is this some sort of @RubinRock-esque Jedi mind trick you're putting on yourself?