2021-2022 Oscars / 94th Academy Awards

TheDayMan said:
Independence Day and what else? I’ll always remember him for being in the worst possible take on I am Legend (a brilliant book that hollywood refuses to do justice). I mean Fresh Prince was solid too. But what movies?
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I think people still like the old one where he buttfucked the bad lampmaker from The Breakfast Club just to meet Donald Sutherland :noidea:
 
Mofo said:
FFS. The guy's so full of himself then. Maybe I'll go watch the acceptance speech.
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I wouldn’t. You won’t get anything from it. just watch the slap on a loop.
 
Blackshirts BLVD said:
Hes got a lot of charisma, but I can only think of a handful of decent movies. Most have been shit.
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Enemy of the State was good, Hancock was fun, Independence Day was hokie AF, I am Legend was OK, The Bad Boys and Men in Black movies were good and the Pursuit of Happyness was sad AF, but probably one of his better performances as an actor. Bagger Vance was lame and the Fresh prince of Bel Air was something my kids were watching while I was in the basement working out or playing pool or smoking a fatty............. or all of the above.
 
Omg. Jessica Chastain just stop. No one wants to hear you.
 
TheDayMan said:
I wouldn’t. You won’t get anything from it. just watch the slap on a loop.
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Meh. Chris Rock was more surprised, than anything else. The scores of anonymous men that @Rex Racer pays to suck him off, probably slap harder than that. Then Will Smith goes back to his seat, yelling out like a drunk guy in church.
 
Rex Racer said:
Enemy of the State was good, Hancock was fun, Independence Day was hokie AF, I am Legend was OK, The Bad Boys and Men in Black movies were good and the Pursuit of Happyness was sad AF, but probably one of his better performances as an actor. Bagger Vance was lame and the Fresh prince of Bel Air was something my kids were watching while I was in the basement working out or playing pool of smoking a fatty............. or all of the above.
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The first Men in Black was ok, the rest were whack.

I also thought all the Bad Boys movies were entertaining, but shitty movies

Bagger Vance was ok. I Am Legend was ok. Fresh Prince was a good show. But Pursuit of Happyness and Enemy of the State are my Will Smith favorites.
 
JuiceTheGator said:
Gross.

And btw, President Xi is the "Academy."
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dumb the simpsons GIF
 
Rex Racer said:
Letting her expose her floppy little pancake titties in Lawless was a crime.
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OKAY, Rex. We get it. You hate breasts and find women's vajayjays "icky".

You may think it's a shame that Will Smith and/or Dino DeLaurentis didn't hang dong on live television. Keep those opinions to yourself. 🏳️‍🌈
 
Blackshirts BLVD said:
The first Men in Black was ok, the rest were whack.

I also thought all the Bad Boys movies were entertaining, but shitty movies

Bagger Vance was ok. I Am Legend was ok. Fresh Prince was a good show. But Pursuit of Happyness and Enemy of the State are my Will Smith favorites.
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All 3 MiB (with Smith) movies were wacky, but I don't expect much from that genre, pretty much the same as the Bad Boys flicks. Just entertain me for 2 hours and try not to fuck it up.
 
Mofo said:
OKAY, Rex. We get it. You hate breasts and find women's vajayjays "icky".

You may think it's a shame that Will Smith and/or Dino DeLaurentis didn't hang dong on live television. Keep those opinions to yourself. 🏳️‍🌈
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JFC, :facepalm: Don't you have a rescue mission to attend to? Your girlfriend is melting pretty bad Americas Team news
 
Well time to go make Will Smith into a meme....
 
Craziest thing to happen at the Oscars since La-La Land wrongly getting announced as Best Picture:

 
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