Totally senseless friggen questions v3.0

I’ve never been in a Cosco.

Go to a grocery store maybe three or four times a week. Usually just once for most everything. And like three times for specifics that I either forgot or didn’t realize I’d need. They also sell alcohol at this grocery store.

She is somehow above grocery shopping in the actual store here in our “new normal”. So we have a lot cheap shit knockoffs neither of us like because they’re always “out” of the name brand.

Buy a number of things in bulk at Gordon Food Service. Same game as Kirklands. They don’t make most of it.
 
broncosmitty said:
I’ve never been in a Cosco.

Go to a grocery store maybe three or four times a week. Usually just once for most everything. And like three times for specifics that I either forgot or didn’t realize I’d need. They also sell alcohol at this grocery store.

She is somehow above grocery shopping in the actual store here in our “new normal”. So we have a lot cheap shit knockoffs neither of us like because they’re always “out” of the name brand.

Buy a number of things in bulk at Gordon Food Service. Same game as Kirklands. They don’t make most of it.
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From my experience, monkeys love to shop.
 
Handicappers said:
Barf..da fuq is wrong with you? Your gut must be wrecked.
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Thick cut fried bologna is among my favorite foods, especially when in a biscuit. And the watermelon Monster is my coffee. I don't drink coffee, but need morning caffeine, especially since I no longer get a nicotine fix.
 
Bayou Tiger said:
Usually go shopping for up to two weeks of groceries and load the freezers up. Then forget to take something out most days and end up going to the grocery store for defrosted ingredients. Food that was bought and stored in freezers stay in too long, get freezer burnt and then get thrown away. Get pissed off and decide to eat out for a few days. Tire of shitty service after a week or two and decide to just start cooking meals at home again. Go shopping for up to two weeks of groceries and load the freezers up. Then forget to take......
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Offset The Hype GIF by HBO Max
 
broncosmitty said:
I’ve never been in a Cosco.

Go to a grocery store maybe three or four times a week. Usually just once for most everything. And like three times for specifics that I either forgot or didn’t realize I’d need. They also sell alcohol at this grocery store.

She is somehow above grocery shopping in the actual store here in our “new normal”. So we have a lot cheap shit knockoffs neither of us like because they’re always “out” of the name brand.

Buy a number of things in bulk at Gordon Food Service. Same game as Kirklands. They don’t make most of it.
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What is Cosco? Did you mean Costco?
 
Hu War Yu said:
These days we buy for about a week at a time, sometimes for 3-4 days. Store is only 3 blocks away and we have to haul it all back in one of them old lady carts. So we meal plan and just get what we need.

Used to do Costco a lot more but stopped during covid because it got crazy
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Go back. Covid is over
 
Illustrious Potentate said:
Thick cut fried bologna is among my favorite foods, especially when in a biscuit. And the watermelon Monster is my coffee. I don't drink coffee, but need morning caffeine, especially since I no longer get a nicotine fix.
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Have you tried Mini Thins ?
 
Mine buys hardly anything but hits 5 stores at a time. Sometimes she spends like an hour in there and comes out with nothing. It's basically an entire day of "grocery shopping" every week.

I've gone in there with her a few times, and she has no pattern. Just random aisles then hits them again. Does disorganized shit like hit the frozen section first, then hits it again at the end to swap out the goods with colder ones. Or doesn't bring a basket/card, and stumbles around with her arms full.

It's insanity. I can't take it.
 
Gatorchip said:
Mine buys hardly anything but hits 5 stores at a time. Sometimes she spends like an hour in there and comes out with nothing. It's basically an entire day of "grocery shopping" every week.

I've gone in there with her a few times, and she has no pattern. Just random aisles then hits them again. Does disorganized shit like hit the frozen section first, then hits it again at the end to swap out the goods with colder ones. Or doesn't bring a basket/card, and stumbles around with her arms full.

It's insanity. I can't take it.
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Muh gawwwwd. I couldn't even imagine that kinda shet. smdh
 
Gatorchip said:
Mine buys hardly anything but hits 5 stores at a time. Sometimes she spends like an hour in there and comes out with nothing. It's basically an entire day of "grocery shopping" every week.

I've gone in there with her a few times, and she has no pattern. Just random aisles then hits them again. Does disorganized shit like hit the frozen section first, then hits it again at the end to swap out the goods with colder other ones. Or doesn't bring a basket/card, and stumbles around with her arms full.

It's insanity. I can't take it.
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When I was employed by the Great Atlantic and Pacific Tea Company (A&P Grocery store stockboy@15) we use to deal with these sorts of shoppers. Had to get a cart on go "block and dust" and if any items were found in the wrong location we called these Wandering Wandas. We called the basket these items were collected in, the wagon...Wandering Wanda's Wagon. Long time ago. True story Bro!
 
Bayou Tiger said:
When I was employed by the Great Atlantic and Pacific Tea Company (A&P Grocery store stockboy@15) we use to deal with these sorts of shoppers. Had to get a cart on go "block and dust" and if any items were found in the wrong location we called these Wandering Wandas. We called the basket these items were collected in, the wagon...Wandering Wanda's Wagon. Long time ago. True story Bro!
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Come Get Some Oh Yeah GIF by Holly Logan
 
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