Someone explain to me the ear lobe loops, I don't get it

Is that like not being able to get to 2nd base.
I don't think band people had trouble getting to second base...

 
We had a kid in our plant have those stupid things. Pulled them out, I think he got sick of all the comments. Now they just look like a gaping p*ssy on his head
 
And then they get all sensitive sally when they get stared at! Wtf?! You wanted the attention, you got it, now it’s, “what are YOU staring at?!”. Sheesh.
Idiot at the refinery had ear gauges the size of nickels. Also a vape device with a battery that would probably start a motorcycle that he'd blow hiroshima sized mushroom clouds with. Pretty sure he liked to be noticed, I guess he didn't understand he was being noticed for being a dumbass.
 
getting some “elbow tit” is big with band guys. Makes you sort of a rock star.

First Alto Sax tweeted that he doesn't know how he will play now that Taylor Hawkins is gone
 
Idiot at the refinery had ear gauges the size of nickels. Also a vape device with a battery that would probably start a motorcycle that he'd blow hiroshima sized mushroom clouds with. Pretty sure he liked to be noticed, I guess he didn't understand he was being noticed for being a dumbass.

Now that the attention from the giant holes in his head has worn off, he will be kicking ass in the ladies swim meet later this summer.
 
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