Why do boot laces suck?

[fordman84]

so another year of suckage...great. Too bad the Ft. Worth Cats left town.

You can see all the good future players in Frisco!

 

[Illustrious Potentate]

I feel your pain. I have to wear safety boots all day long and I'm constantly having to dick around all day re-tieing those cockcuckers up. Also, I'm lucky to get 6 months out of a pair.

And lastly - Carhartts pants are more like Shithartts pants in my line of work. Sure, they look good but they're half as durable as Dickies and they're twice the price. Even the Kodiaks aren't that impressive.

I like Carhartt jackets, but their overalls suck. I’ll stick with my denim Liberty overalls

 

[PeoplesChicken]

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Had these boots maybe 2 months and laces are already breaking. I’m sure some of it is caused by hot slag from the cutting torch, but I think laces need to be a lot stronger.

And I’ll be the first to say that I’m not a fan of lace up boots. I wore slip ons up until they started requiring lace ups for ankle support after some retard broke his ankle in South Carolina.

But outside of just running wire through the holes, is there any laces you can get that don’t suck donkey balls. Hell, I feel like you couldn’t even choke anyone to death with these without them breaking

Try buying men's boots

 

[NU_WTF?]

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Had these boots maybe 2 months and laces are already breaking. I’m sure some of it is caused by hot slag from the cutting torch, but I think laces need to be a lot stronger.

And I’ll be the first to say that I’m not a fan of lace up boots. I wore slip ons up until they started requiring lace ups for ankle support after some retard broke his ankle in South Carolina.

But outside of just running wire through the holes, is there any laces you can get that don’t suck donkey balls. Hell, I feel like you couldn’t even choke anyone to death with these without them breaking

If you cant duck it fuck it (yes i know its duct, get bent)

 

[blindbaby]

Try buying men's boots

You mean stealing mens boots.

 

[PeoplesChicken]

You mean stealing mens boots.

Or that

 

[moxie]

Nope.

They break easily. I'm replacing them fuckers on the routine.

I think they're designed to fail like lightbulbs.

What the hell? Is that true?!

 

[PeoplesChicken]

Nope.

They break easily. I'm replacing them fuckers on the routine.

I think they're designed to fail like lightbulbs.

Actually I believe in this theory. Typically the laces that come with them are shit

 

[PeoplesChicken]

I like Carhartt jackets, but their overalls suck. I’ll stick with my denim Liberty overalls

Try Berne overalls

 

[Illustrious Potentate]

Try Berne overalls

Have one pair. They need solid galluses, that clip deal got lost in my washing machine and one strap is zip tied to the button

 

[PeoplesChicken]

Have one pair. They need solid galluses, that clip deal got lost in my washing machine and one strap is zip tied to the button

You are doing it wrong then. Mine have laster over 20 years

 

[Red_Alert]

What the hell? Is that true?!

Just a guess on shoe laces, but yes light bulbs were built to fail.
Otherwise the, manufacturers would go broke.

 

[ukfanfrombirth (cali cat)]

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Holy shit.
I laughed way harder at that than I probably should have.

My step-brother got his JD from UGA.
I have to send him that picture.

 

[fordman84]

I like Carhartt jackets, but their overalls suck. I’ll stick with my denim Liberty overalls

Pretty sure Carhartt makes you racist or sumthing. I remember something about some group trying to cancel them. You need more woke in your life.

 

[fordman84]

You are doing it wrong then. Mine have laster over 20 years

Maybe like everything else they were made better 20 years ago.

 

[fordman84]

That’s for sissies. I wouldn’t wear a hard hat if I didn’t have to

Weld shirtless sometime then, dare ya.

 

[Illustrious Potentate]

Pretty sure Carhartt makes you racist or sumthing. I remember something about some group trying to cancel them. You need more woke in your life.

Both sides tried to cancel them at one point, but they’re still hanging on.

 

[Illustrious Potentate]

Weld shirtless sometime then, dare ya.

I’ve been sunburned before. NBD

 

[fordman84]

I’ve been sunburned before. NBD

If you are welding all day, you're gonna peel.

 

[Illustrious Potentate]

If you are welding all day, you're gonna peel.

I don’t do much welding. Pretty well the only time I weld is if all the ground guys are tied up.

Even on the big projects that I help out on, I usually take on the torch man roll.

I’m the foreman. I can weld when I need to, but it’s not an everyday occurrence