tOfficial Night Shift Thread v64, Mario Bros. Edition.

[CorpRebel]

That’s where Texas fucks you. No state income tax, but my property tax will be close to $15K this year.

TANSTAAFL ... They're gonna get a piece of you one way or the other!

 

[moxie]

Ugh. Can we please talk about something more pleasant?
genocide, crumbling infrastructure, Palestine? Anything but fucking taxes!

 

[tabascojet]

Ugh. Can we please talk about something more pleasant?
genocide, crumbling infrastructure, Palestine? Anything but fucking taxes!

TAXES SUCK

 

[Dolemite censored]

Hazard insurance will be another $3,000 - $3,500.

House insurance for the year is $675. Another $350 for earthquake, yes earthquake insurance.

 

[Illustrious Potentate]

We had steak and nanner pudding catered in today for our citation free MSHA inspection. Everybody here including me is gonna be useless the rest of the day.

 

[Dolemite censored]

Ugh. Can we please talk about something more pleasant?
genocide, crumbling infrastructure, Palestine? Anything but fucking taxes!

Well there are new ebola and bird flu outbreaks. That should lift your spirits.

 

[tabascojet]

We had steak and nanner pudding catered in today for our citation free MSHA inspection. Everybody here including me is gonna be useless the rest of the day.

Should have the whole album covered by the end of next week @Inquisitor

 

[Illustrious Potentate]

Should have the whole album covered by the end of next week @Inquisitor

The 60’s version of the Backstreet Boys. George Harrison was cool, the other three were fags

 

[Inquisitor]

Should have the whole album covered by the end of next week @Inquisitor

Maybe @gobigred can edit the thread title to:

tOfficial Night Shift Thread v64, Mario Bros. Edition With More Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band​

 

[tabascojet]

The 60’s version of the Backstreet Boys. George Harrison was cool, the other three were fags

Youre so edgy happy madison.

 

[Inquisitor]

 

[Dolemite censored]

Maybe @gobigred can edit the thread title to:

tOfficial Night Shift Thread v64, Mario Bros. Edition With More Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band​

Fuck the Beatles. Rollng Stones were much better.

 

[Dolemite censored]

The 60’s version of the Backstreet Boys. George Harrison was cool, the other three were fags

John Lennon was pussy whipped. Much like Prince Harry today.

 

[Dolemite censored]

 

[Illustrious Potentate]

Fuck the Beatles. Rollng Stones were much better.

Without question

 

[BigRedMoe]

Why the fuck you trynna ruin my day today?! I got Wordle on my second guess, now you come at me with this shit?!
FUCK.
Of the total deductions:
Pretax: 26.1%
After tax:18.7%
Take home? Get a barf bag ready- don’t say I didn’t warn you…

Spoiler

34.6% of gross. So yes, taxes & deductions consist of over 60% of my check maybe should’ve held off on buying that TV.

But YOLO!

What in the actual fuck? My take home is almost 65% of my total gross.
Does your employer match retirement at least? 2-1? 3-1?

 

[BigRedMoe]

Ugh. Can we please talk about something more pleasant?
genocide, crumbling infrastructure, Palestine? Anything but fucking taxes!

Have you Heard about Amber's poopy?

 

[tabascojet]

Fuck the Beatles. Rollng Stones were much better.

John Lennon was pussy whipped. Much like Prince Harry today.

More edginess from the black cowboy of coupons. Rock on!

 

[tabascojet]

Have you Heard about Amber's poopy?

Got kern?

 

[Inquisitor]

The 60’s version of the Backstreet Boys. George Harrison was cool, the other three were fags

Your taste in music is just like Dole's taste in women.