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moxie said:
she’s kinda been not that much of an asshole lately
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There are plenty who, like, pretty much every day, and without a single drop to drink, are just as much of an asshole as she,
So I wouldn't worry about it too much.

You can be polite AF another evening.
 
ukfanfrombirth(cali cat) said:
There are plenty who, like, pretty much every day, and without a single drop to drink, are just as much of an asshole as she,
So I wouldn't worry about it too much.

You can be polite AF another evening.
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Goddamn. I’m not even halfway through this southern Russian and I’m already fucked up. A meal today probably would’ve been a smart idea, but I ain’t no lying ass Mensa biiiatch, so here we are- tipsy AF and trynna figure out my company’s internal catering system.

These fucks! I say, “custom order” and the. They’re busting muh acorns about price and I’m like - YOU TELL ME, irs acting muhfuks! But they won’t let me pay if there’s no charges in the cart. So I make something up, screaming in the notes - DO NOT ISSUE VOUCHERS!! I AM TRYING TO PLACE A CUSTOM ORDER!! CONTACT ME AT THE BLAH BLAH BELOW!

I’m trynna get a lunch catered for some ex-nato something and I’m prolly gonna have to feed him Kind bars and Diet Pepsi. Fml.
 
Center Ice said:
mukluk booshit is my new favourite. I will use that in the bar next time to describe the shitty beer they have on tap, like Budweiser!
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Ohhhh, you fookin who-er!! How DARE you speak to me in canadianese! FavOUrite?! You think I wouldnt understand that?! I’m Spanish, Ffs! Like twenty kilometers from France! That means a few miles in non-asshole fancy talk!
 
Nah, maxie ain’t here ;)
 
Where’s Alexa? I need a soundtrack!
 
Inquisitor said:
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I can’t decide if I know her from Modern Fambly or Sharkboy and Lava Girl but I do know her talky-singing sucks ass. Is that a real tower of Pisa background or a green screen? Is she 30% or a dago?
 
moxie said:
I can’t decide if I know her from Modern Fambly or Sharkboy and Lava Girl but I do know her talky-singing sucks ass. Is that a real tower of Pisa background or a green screen? Is she 30% or a dago?
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Spy Kids.
 
I hope I have clean chonies on because we might be calling uh ambalance for alcohol poisoning later.

Also, how do I turn off autocorreck? Sometime I like to write the way I talk! Fuck!

Who noticed I said “uh ambalance” and not AN ambulance? :heh:
 
Inquisitor said:
Spy Kids.
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Is spy kids shark boy & lava girl? I feel like you’re trynna make me tell you the difference betwixt *NSYNC & Backstreet Boys.


That’s pretty much - you say tomato, I say go fuck your self :noidea:
 
moxie said:
I hope I have clean chonies on because we might be calling uh ambalance for alcohol poisoning later.

Also, how do I turn off autocorreck? Sometime I like to write the way I talk! Fuck!

Who noticed I said “uh ambalance” and not AN ambulance? :heh:
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Oh No Speeding Ticket GIF
 
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