UGA setting records at the draft

[Parka]

cocktarded.

Dickweed!

 

[Parka]

Tennessee is and always has been UT. Texas is just Texas.

I always liked the way Steve Spurrier would talk about UT, something about Citrus!

 

[NU_WTF?]

Dickweed!

Lint licker

 

[Parka]

Lint licker

Pussy lint!

Which reminds me of the Coolest story of one day a long time ago.

There was this big dry cleaning company and they had many work vans and their motto painted on the side of the van read:

The Fussy Cleaners... and some clever bastard (not me!) very neatly filled the F in to look like a P and this was done to a bunch of their vehicles. We put a new flat roof on their building and that's when I saw it. It made me so fucking happy! The Pussy Cleaners! Yes Please, I'd like to apply for the position!

 

[NU_WTF?]

Pussy lint!

Which reminds me of the Coolest story of one day a long time ago.

There was this big dry cleaning company and they had many work vans and their motto painted on the side of the van read:

The Fussy Cleaners... and some clever bastard (not me!) very neatly filled the F in to look like a P and this was done to a bunch of their vehicles. We put a new flat roof on their building and that's when I saw it. It made me so fucking happy! The Pussy Cleaners! Yes, Please!

So did you get inside the cloud 9 store, ya dragon kootie qween

 

[Parka]

So did you get inside the cloud 9 store, ya dragon kootie qween

No, the line was too long for my liking!

 

[NU_WTF?]

No, the line was too long for my liking!

What had the line so long?

 

[Parka]

What had the line so long?

At High Bishop Two Canes Bible Study Store? Cloud Nine is his store where he sells spiritual and religious experiences! That's how come the line was around the block!

 

[NU_WTF?]

At High Bishop Two Canes Bible Study Store? Cloud Nine is his store where he sells spiritual and religious experiences! That's how come the line was around the block!

So no physical goods?

 

[Parka]

So no physical goods?

Well now! Who can know what goes on in the privacy of the 'Confession Booth'... Two Canes is a fucking hard partying Jesus Freak!

 

[NU_WTF?]

Well now! Who can know what goes on in the privacy of the 'Confession Booth'... Two Canes is a fucking hard partying Jesus Freak!

 

[Illustrious Potentate]

And UGA also tied the record for most first overall picks in the history of the draft with 5.

Frank Sinkwich
Charley Trippi
Harry Babcock
Matt Stafford
Travon Walker

 

[Wishbone]

This draft marks the 15th straight year the Sooners have produced at least four NFL Draft picks, good for the longest streak in the Country.