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So our CEO is finally retiring for good at the end of the year...


,,,ANNNNNND he's "staying on for two more years in an advisory role"

:wtf:

What is WRONG with old people? GTF outta the way already
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"Advisory role"
 
Emeritus?

Or just getting paid to "advise" once every four months.

I have no idea about pay. His retirement announcement said he would join the board as well as do that advisory thingie. I spoke to the incoming CEO, whom he hand-picked from within the company, and she said she actually is glad he'll be around, appreciates his mentorship, blah blah blah (possibly all BS if she's anything like me). I just don't know how she's going to lead with the old guy hanging over her shoulder for two more years.

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"Advisory role"

Yeah, meet the new boss...
 
Would he/she have been able to identify your house as the dog's home?
Oh yeah. Only driveway near mine is a a long one where you can’t see the house from the road. I’m surrounded by woods and my house is the only one visible from road and she was right in front of my driveway
 
fuck!!!!

my employee 1 : *crickets

other depts VP: where are my day 3 deliverables..that you said would be done by day 3

my employee: give me until 2 PM

Me: :L :L :L

my manager to me: why Cant we GET THESE DONE!!!!


FML
 
Saw a story about a kid who kept reaching through the seat on a flight and the adults in the seats in front of them chortling while he kept touching them.

Nothing gets middle-aged moms going like stories of kids being annoying.
 
BWAH ha...some dood tried to wordsmith one of my documents, told me I had commas in the wrong places.

I sent him a link to the Oxford comma
 
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