tOfficial Night Shift Thread v64, Mario Bros. Edition.

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Piers Morgan rips Harry and Meghan a new one here:

Stick a fork in Meghan and Harry – these royal Kardashians are done

Every time I think Prince Harry couldn’t possibly make himself look more cringe-worthy, up he pops to prove me spectacularly, eye-rollingly wrong.

nypost.com

 

[Hu War Yu]

Good news: getting a slight bump in pay come July 1

Bad news: have to now get a company cell phone.

I'd rather stay at the same salary

 

[Dolemite censored]

Good news: getting a slight bump in pay come July 1

Bad news: have to now get a company cell phone.

Just enough to cover the cell phone bill...

 

[Hu War Yu]

Just enough to cover the cell phone bill...

Oh they'll pay for it, but I don't want them thinking they can call me at any hour of the day or on weekends

 

[Dolemite censored]

Good news: getting a slight bump in pay come July 1

Bad news: have to now get a company cell phone.

I'd rather stay at the same salary

Now you're on 24 hour call. Bummer.

 

[Dolemite censored]

Oh they'll pay for it, but I don't want them thinking they can call me at any hour of the day or on weekends

Wrong.

 

[williewilliejuan]

Good news: getting a slight bump in pay come July 1

Bad news: have to now get a company cell phone.

I'd rather stay at the same salary

I just have people call my personal cell. I don’t want to carry two phones.

 

[trojanfan12]

Oh they'll pay for it, but I don't want them thinking they can call me at any hour of the day or on weekends

Good luck with that. lol

 

[Hu War Yu]

I just have people call my personal cell. I don’t want to carry two phones.

I have allowed my team to use my personal cell, I just won't answer it if I'm not on the clock. Having an agency phone means clients will be able to call me, too

 

[Inquisitor]

I have allowed my team to use my personal cell, I just won't answer it if I'm not on the clock. Having an agency phone means clients will be able to call me, too

Ring ring!

 

[Dolemite censored]

Having an agency phone means clients will be able to call me, too

That. Is. Fucked. Up.

 

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This chick has captured my heart:

I’m a coupon queen who has saved $24K by clipping: ‘It’s like a high’

Emily Shetler claimed she has saved $400 to $500 a month since she started using coupons.

nypost.com

 

[tabascojet]

You ever go to the grocery store hungry. Put something in the cart you never buy and then find it weeks later in your freezer after you forgot you bought it in the first place. Mmm steakums.

 

[steelerssb]

Legit don't think I've seen a day in the 80s since I was in Vegas back in October.

 

[steelerssb]

Might go watch @craigk217's Sox tonight

 

[huskers1217]

 

[Inquisitor]

Legit don't think I've seen a day in the 80s since I was in Vegas back in October.

Come back to Austin.

Wait...too late we're in the 90's and pushing 100 already.

 

[Inquisitor]

This ought to be the newest drinking game for people who want to get shitfaced.

 

[Inquisitor]

Might go watch @craigk217's Sox tonight

Ewww....

Has he finally washed them?

 

[Inquisitor]

You ever go to the grocery store hungry. Put something in the cart you never buy and then find it weeks later in your freezer after you forgot you bought it in the first place. Mmm steakums.

Not me.

But I do like to sneak random items into somebody else's cart though.