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[Bender]

I might try this with NYC girl when we are at the BMW Championship on Friday

Should go well, which one of the numerous fan participation events throughout the day put on by the PGA do you plan to utilize?

 

[PeoplesChicken]

$5? Damn, dude could have gotten 5 beers and 2 hot dogs with that at the game.

Again, where in the hell are you guys going where $5 dollars buys a beer?

 

[Bender]

The fact you think you can get a beer at a ballpark for $5 is precious

This is a minor league game. they'd probably let you rent out the whole stadium for $100

 

[PeoplesChicken]

This is a minor league game. they'd probably let you rent out the whole stadium for $100

Perhaps in Des Moines....different world out here fella

 

[ill]

Should go well, which one of the numerous fan participation events throughout the day put on by the PGA do you plan to utilize?

I was just gonna give Dustin Johnson $20 to take her home.

then I will get mad at her and be like "you fucked Dustin Johnson! It's over"

 

[Bender]

Is it Ima’s kid?

surely you jest? Tom Emanski couldn't have molded a finer baseball player.

 

[Me]

I was just gonna give Dustin Johnson $20 to take her home.

then I will get mad at her and be like "you fucked Dustin Johnson! It's over"

Offer him a trade

 

[ill]

Offer him a trade

Hey DJ, you can have my girl if you let me disappoint your wife for 5 minutes!

 

[Bender]

Again, where in the hell are you guys going where $5 dollars buys a beer?

sadly, my local minor league affiliate moved to Richmond after 2019, but the team i was on at work used to set up a team function there once a year on dollar beer night. standard 12 oz and everything

 

[ill]

Hey DJ, you can have my girl if you let me disappoint your wife for 5 minutes!

DJ = Dustin Johnson

not @DJ

 

[Me]

Hey DJ, you can have my girl if you let me disappoint your wife for 5 minutes!

How much cocaine can you get before the tournament?

 

[DraftNerd]

Hey DJ, you can have my girl if you let me disappoint your wife for 5 minutes!

I was going to say no way in hell he would go for it. But, then I remember Tiger played golf and had a smoking wife at home.

Not saying NYC girl is some dumpster fire waitress from Perkins….just that I think your chances aren’t actually as bad as I first thought.

 

[Bender]

@Bender is no longer allowed to go to strip clubs. He kept asking the dancers what form of expressionism they were interpreting

i'm not a philistine, i'd get what they were throwing down.

 

[Bender]

I was going to say no way in hell he would go for it. But, then I remember Tiger played golf and had a smoking wife at home.

Not saying NYC girl is some dumpster fire waitress from Perkins….just that I think your chances aren’t actually as bad as I first thought.

Nah, don't think nyc girl is in the service industry, that was tigers thing. Married a babysitter and went after waitresses.

 

[Bender]

Hope this helps gobucks.

 

[SU Nittany Tide]

I was going to say no way in hell he would go for it. But, then I remember Tiger played golf and had a smoking wife at home.

Not saying NYC girl is some dumpster fire waitress from Perkins….just that I think your chances aren’t actually as bad as I first thought.

That's Gretzky's daughter.

 

[Bender]

That's Gretzky's daughter.

You miss 100% of the shots you don't take.

 

[DraftNerd]

That's Gretzky's daughter.

That’s right. I forgot about that. Yep….she ummmm….got her mother’s everything.

 

[basement bias]

@basement bias laughs at this

Insert LeBron Miami Heat title counting GIF

 

[basement bias]

Should have less people depending on me soon. Cousin S2 & his crew are moving out of the house I own. Found out he & his fiancé who he moved in with are probably splitting as he freaked out about something. So he will only have his 2 kids with her as she had 3 before meeting him. He isn't going to move back in if I can help it (at least I hope not).