10 Egg Monday

[Deep Dish Pizza Goat]

 

[DJ Fieri]

Morning, party people,

 

[Guy Incognito]

these guys get really offended if you have an opinion that differs from theirs.

unless they say what you said, then the group agrees with them and is still offended at you anyway.

 

[Deep Dish Pizza Goat]

 

[PnkPanther]

Why the fuck are we trying to recruit Minnesota?

You'll have to ask Ohio leadership

 

[redseat]

 

[PnkPanther]

Well Ohio has more beaches than MN. I wouldn't say Dirty Myrtle is a great beach, but still...

 

[PnkPanther]

Wait ... Was this while you were still in Wisconsin? If so, I'll allow it

Yes, but Western part of Wi which just leaches off of MN

 

[Guy Incognito]

Speaking of doggoz, the pit bull two doors down got out and took a shit next to my grill on Saturday. I informed the woman who came looking for the dog both of the dog's whereabouts and the shitpile's whereabouts.

She did the neighborly thing, and let me clean it up.

 

[Peter Gozintite]

She does seem to know her sh^t

She does know her shit, and she has a personality.

 

[Me]

Speaking of doggoz, the pit bull two doors down got out and took a shit next to my grill on Saturday. I informed the woman who came looking for the dog both of the dog's whereabouts and the shitpile's whereabouts.

She did the neighborly thing, and let me clean it up.

At least you still have your two kids.

Glass half full

 

[PnkPanther]

Speaking of doggoz, the pit bull two doors down got out and took a shit next to my grill on Saturday. I informed the woman who came looking for the dog both of the dog's whereabouts and the shitpile's whereabouts.

She did the neighborly thing, and let me clean it up.

One of my favorite stories of my grandpa

Mind you, he had same neighbor for years. Their neighbor had son my age and we were friends growing up, I always hung with him when I was at my grandparents and visited few times after moving away.The neighbors kids were babysat by my grandma, when they grew up and had kids they brought them over to see my grandparents.... They attended funerals of both of my grandparents, what I'm saying is they were basically family...and still

They had dog that shit in my grandpa's yard all the time. He talked to them about it few times and dog kept coming over and shitting in his yard

So one day he shoveled up few piles of shit, walked over to their house and dumped it on their patio table

 

[Fish]

Speaking of doggoz, the pit bull two doors down got out and took a shit next to my grill on Saturday. I informed the woman who came looking for the dog both of the dog's whereabouts and the shitpile's whereabouts.

She did the neighborly thing, and let me clean it up.

You're lucky you're still alive.

 

[RubinRock]

At least you still have your two kids.

Glass half full

sounds completely empty in that situation

 

[PeoplesChicken]

these guys get really offended if you have an opinion that differs from theirs.

unless they say what you said, then the group agrees with them and is still offended at you anyway.

Also inaccurate. Just one guy is offended. But of course he looks to find something

 

[Deep Dish Pizza Goat]

Also inaccurate. Just one guy is offended. But of course he looks to find something

oh, when one feels that way, they all feel that way.

 

[PnkPanther]

You're lucky you're still alive.

 

[RobBase]

these guys get really offended if you have an opinion that differs from theirs.

unless they say what you said, then the group agrees with them and is still offended at you anyway.

After months of covid tribalism they can’t function in any social situations involving the slightest of disagreement without being immediately triggered.

 

[RobBase]

Speaking of doggoz, the pit bull two doors down got out and took a shit next to my grill on Saturday. I informed the woman who came looking for the dog both of the dog's whereabouts and the shitpile's whereabouts.

She did the neighborly thing, and let me clean it up.

 

[basement bias]

I can tell my boss doesn't like me. I think she was out voted when they decided to hire me. Probably because I'm one of 3 males in the office.