10 Egg Monday

ThePeoplesChicken said:
Yes! And in the complaint use "they" a whole lot. That will keep 'em busy for months
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Just say that the person named in the complaint no longer exists and they'd better not even say that dead name again or you'll own the fucking place

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williewilliejuan said:
Took the kids to Sea World in San Antonio this weekend. Good lord. America has gotten fat. We had to wait for one ride to start because a dude (who couldn’t have been older than his early 20’s) was too fat for the safety bar to close and he had to do the walk of shame off the ride. Then, as we were leaving we saw a kid who was probably around ten years old and he had to be pushing 300 pounds. The kid fucking waddled. That’s fucking child abuse.
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everything is bigger in texas
 
williewilliejuan said:
Took the kids to Sea World in San Antonio this weekend. Good lord. America has gotten fat. We had to wait for one ride to start because a dude (who couldn’t have been older than his early 20’s) was too fat for the safety bar to close and he had to do the walk of shame off the ride. Then, as we were leaving we saw a kid who was probably around ten years old and he had to be pushing 300 pounds. The kid fucking waddled. That’s fucking child abuse.
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Seriously, though.... We're about 50% more obese than Canada. Get it together America
 
PnkPanther said:
everything is bigger in texas
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Not lying there. In CA, one of the side benefits to going to the amusement park was the eye candy. In San Antonio, it was more like diabetes. Plus a lot of way too confident women wearing outfits that they were much too fat to pull off successfully.
 
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Breakfast - stale popcorn left over from last night and a 1/2 pot of coffee

lunch - 30k on elliptical for 1 hour to offset the popcorn

Supper - See if that few slices of pizza are still there or cook up some sausage. Possibly more popcorn and finish out first season of “Fear The Walking Dead“.
 
gobucks0409 said:
Seriously, though.... We're about 50% more obese than Canada. Get it together America
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i've switched to diet tonic for my gin and tonics, I'm on it
 
now I want a custard donut
 
williewilliejuan said:
Not lying there. In CA, one of the side benefits to going to the amusement park was the eye candy. In San Antonio, it was more like diabetes. Plus a lot of way too confident women wearing outfits that they were much too fat to pull off successfully.
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Ever since the model magz starting featuring "Plus Size" women things are out of control. They don't know their place!!!
 
williewilliejuan said:
Took the kids to Sea World in San Antonio this weekend. Good lord. America has gotten fat. We had to wait for one ride to start because a dude (who couldn’t have been older than his early 20’s) was too fat for the safety bar to close and he had to do the walk of shame off the ride. Then, as we were leaving we saw a kid who was probably around ten years old and he had to be pushing 300 pounds. The kid fucking waddled. That’s fucking child abuse.
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We’re about 5-7 years away from posts like this being considered a hate crime.
 
RobBase Drinks 60 Eggs A Week said:
We’re about 5-7 years away from posts like this being considered a hate crime.
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In 5-7 years, those fat fucks wouldn’t be able to waddle their asses to the police station to press charges. I hope the infrastructure deal has funds set aside for fat person scooter lanes on every sidewalk.
 
ThePeoplesChicken said:
Ever since the model magz starting featuring "Plus Size" women things are out of control. They don't know their place!!!
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They play an “anti-fat shaming” commercial on my local sports talk radio channel and its comedy gold. Slow, sad music plays as actors say stuff like “You’re too fat and slow to be on the team.” like that’s supposed to be some kind of bullying tactic.

Fat, slow kids have been being picked last or not at all since the beginning of man but all of a sudden it’s shaming? When was the last time a team full of fatsos won anything? Get out of here w that shit.
 
williewilliejuan said:
In 5-7 years, those fat fucks wouldn’t be able to waddle their asses to the police station to press charges. I hope the infrastructure deal has funds set aside for fat person scooter lanes on every sidewalk.
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Haha...... Like they won't be falling into their cars to drive that block
 
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