21 years ago yesterday, Randy Johnson murderer a poor animal

[Illustrious Potentate]

You can’t tell me that wasn’t intentional. Poor bird. That bastard didn’t eat it either.

Also, Randy Johnson is a ridiculous name

 

[williewilliejuan]

He vaporized that fucking thing.

 

[moxie]

You can’t tell me that wasn’t intentional. Poor bird. That bastard didn’t eat it either.

Also, Randy Johnson is a ridiculous name

Randy Johnson is a fantastic name! They should make a candy based on it, along the lines of your “gay cowboys”!

 

[Illustrious Potentate]

He vaporized that fucking thing.

A seagull likely cost Dale Earnhardt the 1991 Daytona 500 when it put a hole in the front of his car and hurt the aerodynamics. Bird may have died, but at least it got a bit of revenge

 

[Illustrious Potentate]

Randy Johnson is a fantastic name! They should make a candy based on it, along the lines of your “gay cowboys”!

It’s Gay Texans. Get it right. Gay Texans helped me quit dipping snuff

 

[moxie]

It’s Gay Texans. Get it right. Gay Texans helped me quit dipping snuff

Six of one, half dozen of the other

 

[Illustrious Potentate]

But it does seem if you can kill a bird mid flight with a high 90’s fastball, it would save you a lot of plucking

 

[DragonFromTo]

You can’t tell me that wasn’t intentional. Poor bird. That bastard didn’t eat it either.

Also, Randy Johnson is a ridiculous name

I guess some people aren't old enough to remember Winfield getting booked for the same thing. There should be a GIF.

August 4, 1983: Dave Winfield’s errant throw accidentally kills seagull in Toronto – Society for American Baseball Research

sabr.org

 

[Illustrious Potentate]

I guess some people aren't old enough to remember Winfield getting booked for the same thing. There should be a GIF.

August 4, 1983: Dave Winfield’s errant throw accidentally kills seagull in Toronto – Society for American Baseball Research

sabr.org

Gifs are gay. Perfect as is

 

[Fish]

A seagull likely cost Dale Earnhardt the 1991 Daytona 500 when it put a hole in the front of his car and hurt the aerodynamics. Bird may have died, but at least it got a bit of revenge

You're so full of bullshit. Earnhardt cost Davey that race when he wrecked him.

 

[NU_WTF?]

Gifs are gay. Perfect as is

 

[williewilliejuan]

But it does seem if you can kill a bird mid flight with a high 90’s fastball, it would save you a lot of plucking

Plucking chickens is one of the shittiest things you’ll ever do. Used to have to do it every year at my grandparents house. We’d spend a weekend killing and plucking chickens to go into the freezer.

 

[Gatorchip]

Gay Texans helped me quit dipping snuff

Grats on quitting tobacco. I know how difficult that is

Not sure about the gay butt stuff though. I used nicotine patches instead.

 

[Illustrious Potentate]

You're so full of bullshit. Earnhardt cost Davey that race when he wrecked him.

Seagull damage caused it.

 

[Fish]

Seagull damage caused it.

Seagull damage happened at the first part of the race numbnuts.

 

[Illustrious Potentate]

Seagull damage happened at the first part of the race numbnuts.

Effected the handling throughout.

 

[DragonFromTo]

Seagull damage caused it.

That was Seagal damage

 

[Fish]

Effected the handling throughout.

Gtfo. Where you even born in 1991?

 

[Peter Gozintite]

Gifs are gay. Perfect as is

 

[Illustrious Potentate]

Gtfo. Where you even born in 1991?

I don’t understand your question