21 years ago yesterday, Randy Johnson murderer a poor animal

[Illustrious Potentate]

They did get nailed, though. Pops had a piece of 2x4 nailed between two trees. We’d catch the chickens and tie up their legs and hang them upside down from that board and then chop off their heads and let them hang there until they stopped flopping around and bled out. Then they got dipped in boiling water that had some kind of wax in it and then we plucked them. It sucked.

The easiest way to clean a catfish is to nail its head to a tree

 

[NU_WTF?]

Shit, you really don't wanna hear the joke that didn't make it through all of the filters

Lololol @moxie wants to hear it

 

[Peter Gozintite]

Odd place your brain took you there

like plucking a mountain lion?

 

[moxie]

They did get nailed, though. Pops had a piece of 2x4 nailed between two trees. We’d catch the chickens and tie up their legs and hang them upside down from that board and then chop off their heads and let them hang there until they stopped flopping around and bled out. Then they got dipped in boiling water that had some kind of wax in it and then we plucked them. It sucked.

I liked hanging off the side of the shopping cart when we got our chicken for dinner.

 

[NU_WTF?]

like plucking a mountain lion?

I mean I thought it would be a fun Olympic sport watching ppl try to pluck a live mountain lion, but the interspecies mingling is not something I want my kids to watch

 

[huskers1217]

They did get nailed, though. Pops had a piece of 2x4 nailed between two trees. We’d catch the chickens and tie up their legs and hang them upside down from that board and then chop off their heads and let them hang there until they stopped flopping around and bled out. Then they got dipped in boiling water that had some kind of wax in it and then we plucked them. It sucked.

isn't that like a satanic ritual?

 

[Fish]

The easiest way to clean a catfish is to nail its head to a tree

You finally said something that is correct. Why it take so long?

 

[Illustrious Potentate]

I liked hanging off the side of the shopping cart when we got our chicken for dinner.

Y’all used a shopping cart as your grill to cook your foil wrapped dinners?

You can run, but you can’t hide from yourn Messican heritage, missy

 

[Illustrious Potentate]

You finally said something that is correct. Why it take so long?

Everything I say is correct. You boomers are just too hard headed to listen

 

[huskers1217]

Y’all used a shopping cart as your grill to cook your foil wrapped dinners?

You can run, but you can’t hide from yourn Messican heritage, missy

holy chit... chewy made a funny... its racist as shit..but funny

 

[moxie]

Y’all used a shopping cart as your grill to cook your foil wrapped dinners?

You can run, but you can’t hide from yourn Messican heritage, missy

The bit that flops up for storage can be propped up and would make a fantastic grilling surface if you put briquets in the basket part.

You might be on to something here!

 

[packerzrule]

You can’t tell me that wasn’t intentional. Poor bird. That bastard didn’t eat it either.

Also, Randy Johnson is a ridiculous name

That was awesome.

 

[Peter Gozintite]

Everything I say is correct. You boomers are just too hard headed to listen

 

[Illustrious Potentate]

RIP Winged Wheel

 

[Peter Gozintite]

RIP Winged Wheel

 

[DragonFromTo]

So you picturing a mountain lion being shaggy by a William Juan makes ya giggle

The box office receipts for "The Hangover" would suggest that it makes a lot of people giggle?

 

[Gatorchip]

Odd place your brain took you there

That’s how gay Texas get mountain lions to quit dipping snuff

 

[Fish]

My dad used to have a saying: Might as well try to poke spaghetti up a wildcats ass.

 

[RobBase]

You ever see that video of the ostrich who rips his own head off? Crazy shit.

 

[Gatorchip]

You ever see that video of the ostrich who rips his own head off? Crazy shit.

Link it