21 years ago yesterday, Randy Johnson murderer a poor animal

[temptresstoo]

Murder, nah...involuntary birdslaughter.

 

[NU_WTF?]

Plucking chickens is one of the shittiest things you’ll ever do. Used to have to do it every year at my grandparents house. We’d spend a weekend killing and plucking chickens to go into the freezer.

Ever try plucking a live mountain lion

 

[DragonFromTo]

 

[williewilliejuan]

Ever try plucking a live mountain lion

I wasn’t even aware they had feathers.

 

[DragonFromTo]

I don’t understand your question

Not a biologist, eh?

 

[NU_WTF?]

I wasn’t even aware they had feathers.

Don't mean that you can't try

 

[DragonFromTo]

Ever try plucking a live mountain lion

I wasn’t even aware they had feathers.

It was a typo, the "p" and the "l" are right next to the "buttf" key

 

[NU_WTF?]

It was a typo, the "p" and the "l" are right next to the "buttf" key

Odd place your brain took you there

 

[Illustrious Potentate]

Plucking chickens is one of the shittiest things you’ll ever do. Used to have to do it every year at my grandparents house. We’d spend a weekend killing and plucking chickens to go into the freezer.

Why didn’t you just nail them with a 98 mph fastball?

 

[DragonFromTo]

Odd place your brain took you there

I go wherever the chuckles lead me

It's still bouncing around in my head and making punchlines too

 

[williewilliejuan]

Why didn’t you just nail them with a 98 mph fastball?

Because my grandpa’s old Ranchero wouldn’t drive that fast.

 

[Illustrious Potentate]

That fucker in South Dakota that cleans our pheasants is impressive. He can have a bird cleaned, vacuum sealed and in the cooler in under 30 seconds. They pay him 3 dollars per bird.

“Have a pheasant plucking day” is painted on the outside of his shack

 

[huskers1217]

and gif roulette for gay texan gets you this gem

 

[Fish]

It was a typo, the "p" and the "l" are right next to the "buttf" key

Probably lies about his age too.

 

[NU_WTF?]

I go wherever the chuckles lead me

So you picturing a mountain lion being shaggy by a William Juan makes ya giggle

 

[huskers1217]

 

[Guy Incognito]

You can’t tell me that wasn’t intentional. Poor bird. That bastard didn’t eat it either.

Also, Randy Johnson is a ridiculous name

Jesus Christ, I remember seeing the highlights of this when it happened and joking about it at baseball practice afterwards.

 

[Illustrious Potentate]

Jesus Christ, I remember seeing the highlights of this when it happened and joking about it at baseball practice afterwards.

It was the talk of the Ball Ground rec league

 

[williewilliejuan]

Why didn’t you just nail them with a 98 mph fastball?

They did get nailed, though. Pops had a piece of 2x4 nailed between two trees. We’d catch the chickens and tie up their legs and hang them upside down from that board and then chop off their heads and let them hang there until they stopped flopping around and bled out. Then they got dipped in boiling water that had some kind of wax in it and then we plucked them. It sucked.

 

[DragonFromTo]

So you picturing a mountain lion being shaggy by a William Juan makes ya giggle

Shit, you really don't wanna hear the joke that didn't make it through all of the filters