21 years ago yesterday, Randy Johnson murderer a poor animal

Murder, nah...involuntary birdslaughter. :airquotes:
 
Plucking chickens is one of the shittiest things you’ll ever do. Used to have to do it every year at my grandparents house. We’d spend a weekend killing and plucking chickens to go into the freezer.
Ever try plucking a live mountain lion
 
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Plucking chickens is one of the shittiest things you’ll ever do. Used to have to do it every year at my grandparents house. We’d spend a weekend killing and plucking chickens to go into the freezer.
Why didn’t you just nail them with a 98 mph fastball?
 
That fucker in South Dakota that cleans our pheasants is impressive. He can have a bird cleaned, vacuum sealed and in the cooler in under 30 seconds. They pay him 3 dollars per bird.

“Have a pheasant plucking day” is painted on the outside of his shack
 


You can’t tell me that wasn’t intentional. Poor bird. That bastard didn’t eat it either.

Also, Randy Johnson is a ridiculous name

Jesus Christ, I remember seeing the highlights of this when it happened and joking about it at baseball practice afterwards.
 
Why didn’t you just nail them with a 98 mph fastball?
They did get nailed, though. Pops had a piece of 2x4 nailed between two trees. We’d catch the chickens and tie up their legs and hang them upside down from that board and then chop off their heads and let them hang there until they stopped flopping around and bled out. Then they got dipped in boiling water that had some kind of wax in it and then we plucked them. It sucked.
 
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