3 year old survival

"If Brian Laundrie can do it, how hard can it be?" - kid

6 miles, through the woods...no shoes, no shirt....kids a beast! Mosquitoes didn't dare bite this child. He was protected by the prayers from the Bible Study prayer warriors! Those little praying hands emojis work! bwahahaha........
 
The kid has mad skills learned at Hammer's School of prepping.

Hell, I got lost in a 3 acre cornfield when I was 3.

I bet no one reading this right now would want to walk 6(+/-) miles through woods in south east Texas .....for 3 nights. 6 miles...
 
The cops say they are still investigating. Maybe they are holding their cards close to the vest and aren't releasing the information they have. This fellow that claimed to have found him through a miracle from God delivered through a Bible study may get the religious retards all excited, but the story is just not believable to anyone who has actually spent any time in the woods.

The woods is no place for a 3 year old with no clothes on! Insects would have tore his ass up. He would have to have slept sometime in the 3 or 4 days he was supposedly lost in the woods....sleep on the bare ground with fire ants and other insects....yeah right! Kid is found after 3 or 4 days of travelling 6 miles through a heavily wooded area with no clothes on and he doesn't even have a scratch or bug bite on him.

Someone has some explaining to do.

Probably this hero who wished to remain anonymous, our man, "Tim"! Tim decided to join the hunt for the toddler....but not where the toddler was supposedly last seen....no no, he decided to look 6 miles away...and he was so smart because wow! That's just where the kid was!

The dogs couldn't get on his scent but ole Tim sure sniffed him out! What a hero ole Tim is!
But the cops said this is how it went down. We must believe them.
 
OP is a dope

You’re a joke homie. It’s not my story

And you gots no pics to back any of your make believe BS up. Sad sad sad

Cabin lmao
50 cal lmao

on and on you go
 
billy mayes GIF
 
starts off derpin, now he’s melting down. Way to go, Barney Miller
 
Pretty incredible. Kid disappears around home in the woods, they find him 4 days later 5 miles away. This area has plenty of predators. I just wonder how much he slept and what he saw.


“not my story”. Derrrrr

what a clown
 
Lol, gets hoodwinked in his own thread but he wants pics of my remote cabin in Utah

derrrrr
 
Lol, gets hoodwinked in his own thread but he wants pics of my remote cabin in Utah

derrrrr

Lmao you can’t use a camera in the bush?


You seem pretty stupid. Cmon show us some pics for once 7-11
 
Lmao you can’t use a camera in the bush?


You seem pretty stupid. Cmon show us some pics for once 7-11

derrrr “you can’t hike in woods”

nice pivot, dum dum dopey
 
derrrr “you can’t hike in woods”

nice pivot, dum dum dopey

What does hiking have to do with taking a picture of your cabin in the bush? You double down on retarded again..

It’s just a friggin pic man.
 
Handiman strikes again

Posing Napoleon Dynamite GIF by 20th Century Fox Home Entertainment
 
What does hiking have to do with taking a picture of your cabin in the bush? You double down on retarded again..

It’s just a friggin pic man.
you don’t get a pic, dopey derp man. At least a dozen people in here have seen it. Not you, tho derpy

JELLY of the Handi things. Bwahahahaha
 
you don’t get a pic, dopey derp man. At least a dozen people in here have seen it. Not you, tho derpy

JELLY of the Handi things. Bwahahahaha
Liar.
 
Bwwwahahahaha dopey doped PM’d for help. Bwwwahahahahaha


Dallas Check This Out GIF
 
Bwahahahaha, the fag ^^^ is melting down.

Bitcoin Eth GIF by FullMag
 
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