GAME #4 TCU @ #18 TEXAS | 6:30CT | ABC

Lol Ewers
 
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So one team figured out how to run the ball
 
Longhorns suck steer balls. And there’s no such thing as steer balls
 
HayZeus Christ Froggies
 
Max Duggan (Former Lewis Central Titan) really fucked that one.
 
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But my purdickshun is that Texas controls the first half and TCU the second. Might be an OT thriller, this one has instant classic written all over it.
Well, partial credit. Texas didn't exactly control the first half
 
TCU simply said -- We are more physical than you are Texas and we are going to run it right down your throat.

Quinn Ewers was smart to leave high school early and make a bunch of NIL money because he is terrible.
 
Texas being Texas again
 
Well, now I’m on Red River with a hot redhead drinking Makers and soda listening to some hard rock. I guess life could be worse.

Gawd, we suck.
 
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