5/6/21 Morning Thread

[Bender]

boring here. time to drink, have a meeting and watch the phightins.

 

[Deep Dish Pizza Goat]

No you.

 

[PeoplesChicken]

Denver is a fun airport. Hope you have a lot of time between flights. The connections are always a mile and a train ride apart.

Really? I didn't mind Denver

 

[PeoplesChicken]

boring here. time to drink, have a meeting and watch the phightins.

Tough Monday? Are you tired?

 

[PeoplesChicken]

Gluten has always been the peasant champ

Bread n'water bitch

 

[PeoplesChicken]

looks like I have to drive content again

 

[Bender]

Tough Monday? Are you tired?

nah, everything is just too easy. gotta kill some brain cells to make things interesting. please don't compare me to the tired ass bitch that uprooted his life for some barren bitch cause he couldn't get it anywhere else.

eh, that seemed a bit too mean. i sat on it for a few minutes, fuck it and fuck him.

 

[Deep Dish Pizza Goat]

nah, everything is just too easy. gotta kill some brain cells to make things interesting. please don't compare me to the tired ass bitch that uprooted his life for some barren bitch cause he couldn't get it anywhere else.

 

[PeoplesChicken]

nah, everything is just too easy. gotta kill some brain cells to make things interesting. please don't compare me to the tired ass bitch that uprooted his life for some barren bitch cause he couldn't get it anywhere else.

eh, that seemed a bit too mean. i sat on it for a few minutes, fuck it and fuck him.

I don't say this nearly enough. I appreciate you and love you

 

[PeoplesChicken]

Yes he did

 

[PeoplesChicken]

Are you going to post anything of substance today? I feel like I am flying this plane all by my lonesome

 

[Deep Dish Pizza Goat]

Are you going to post anything of substance today? I feel like I am flying this plane all by my lonesome

 

[Bender]

I don't say this nearly enough. I appreciate you and love you

i'm crushing my work meeting too. just at the right level of gin in me. i'm madds mikk in another round at this point. later i'll get to the dude that went the other way with it.

 

[Jiddy]

Hi everybody!

Jcarm...The answer to why Olive Garden hasn't gone out of business yet? Because the pandemic saved them as they no longer do the never ending pasta bowl. Margins must be through the roof at this point with everyone all like "Yo...Got needled...It's pasta time!"

 

[williewilliejuan]

Really? I didn't mind Denver

Seems like every time I connect through there I have to run to catch my flight.

 

[ill]

Seems like every time I connect through there I have to run to catch my flight.

last time I had to run was to catch a connecting flight in Charlotte.

took off my flip flops and ran barefoot...and still missed my flight

 

[Deep Dish Pizza Goat]

Hi everybody!

Jcarm...The answer to why Olive Garden hasn't gone out of business yet? Because the pandemic saved them as they no longer do the never ending pasta bowl. Margins must be through the roof at this point with everyone all like "Yo...Got needled...It's pasta time!"

Jiddy Fructose!

 

[Me]

Hour and a half work lunch. Not a bad time kill. Think I might finish the day working while on the patio

 

[Bender]

Hi everybody!

Jcarm...The answer to why Olive Garden hasn't gone out of business yet? Because the pandemic saved them as they no longer do the never ending pasta bowl. Margins must be through the roof at this point with everyone all like "Yo...Got needled...It's pasta time!"

fuck, now i want a troop beverly hills style pasta time song

 

[Bender]

Hour and a half work lunch. Not a bad time kill. Think I might finish the day working while on the patio

sounds better than my lunch break that's still going on. 45 minutes and 5 shots into this meeting and my attention is starting to wane. still doing my best to pipe in when shit sounds too dumb and unnecessary to me.