5G and CRYPTO CURRENCY

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5G CRYPTO SUPPORT TEAM said:
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Hello and salutations to you, 5G!

I am Mofoahanistafaa Noiwitabimiki. Thank God I have finally been able to locate you that we might finally solve a greatest of mystery. I am the Chief Finance Liaison Officer for the National Bank of Burkina Faso. My investigations have uncovered that your recently deceased relative has been the beneficiary of the estate of the King Jombu II The Magnitude. The current outstanding balance is USD $21,800,000. By the end of this month, by law I am forced to turn over all funds to the charity. But I do not want to do this, as it is your family’s money and you should have these monies.

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150 Rue des Pets Géants
Ouagadougou, Burkina Faso
(226 50) 56 69 81
 
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Mofo said:
Hello and salutations to you, 5G!

I am Mofoahanistafaa Noiwitabimiki. Thank God I have finally been able to locate you that we might finally solve a greatest of mystery. I am the Chief Finance Liaison Officer for the National Bank of Burkina Faso. My investigations have uncovered that your recently deceased relative has been the beneficiary of the estate of the King Jombu II The Magnitude. The current outstanding balance is USD $21,800,000. By the end of this month, by law I am forced to turn over all funds to the charity. But I do not want to do this, as it is your family’s money and you should have these monies.

Please to be contacting me immediately to get this process started. There is nothing required from you, and I swear on the life of my favorite aunt that this is completely 100% true.

National Bank
150 Rue des Pets Géants
Ouagadougou, Burkina Faso
(226 50) 56 69 81
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Mofo said:
Hello and salutations to you, 5G!

I am Mofoahanistafaa Noiwitabimiki. Thank God I have finally been able to locate you that we might finally solve a greatest of mystery. I am the Chief Finance Liaison Officer for the National Bank of Burkina Faso. My investigations have uncovered that your recently deceased relative has been the beneficiary of the estate of the King Jombu II The Magnitude. The current outstanding balance is USD $21,800,000. By the end of this month, by law I am forced to turn over all funds to the charity. But I do not want to do this, as it is your family’s money and you should have these monies.

Please to be contacting me immediately to get this process started. There is nothing required from you, and I swear on the life of my favorite aunt that this is completely 100% true.

National Bank
150 Rue des Pets Géants
Ouagadougou, Burkina Faso
(226 50) 56 69 81
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5G CRYPTO SUPPORT TEAM said:
🚀🚀🚀 BREAKING NEWS UPDATE 🚀🚀🚀

LISTEN TO ME. DO NOT SELL TOMORROW. OR ANY DAY THIS WEEK. Drops are coming. They are counting on fear to beat us. It’s the only weapon they have on us, but it won’t work because we are retarded. The people are finally taking the power back from these boomer hedge fund big money shorting douchebags - the same people who fucked everyone over in 2008 with CDOs and continue to fuck you over to this day. Get ready to make Melvin throat hard retard dick. We only have strength if we stay in this TOGETHER. HOLD THE LINE. THE SHORT SQUEEZE HASNT HAPPENED YET. Don’t pussy out you fucking idiots. $1000 IS NOT A MEME. I love you all, you beautiful autistic bulls. Hang tight while we ride this thing into the FUCKING STRATOSPHERE.

APES TOGETHER STRONG 🦍 💎 🚀
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Mofo said:
I'm a broke ass government hack and I can't afford to invest in the crypto market, but I'm willing to suck dick for $50 bucks a pop so that I may enhance my portfolio. I know that my best girlfriend @Handicappers only charges $20 per blow job, but he has oral herpes and my skills are special. Won't you consider contributing to my burgeoning glory hole career so that I may afford to pay for college for my gender confused children?
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