A Monday Thread...in honor of National Simplicity Day

[Me]

Just miss the mark a few times...

Ripped my pinky nail off one time in high school while splitting wood. Did not feel great

 

[ill]

Get an ax, pussy.

maul

 

[Deep Dish Pizza Goat]

You sure reference him a lot for someone who allegedly hates him.

don't worry, Chicken hates him too. Which is why i posted it.

 

[SlinkyRedfoot]

Lee Brown James!

 

[ill]

Ripped my pinky nail off one time in high school while splitting wood. Did not feel great

probably the manliest way to rip of a pinky nail, tho

 

[Deep Dish Pizza Goat]

Ok better than I was was picturing... Still odd for a closet to be in the bathroom

try it

 

[Fish]

Lee Brown James!

So that's who that is.

Fuck that son of a bitch.

 

[PeoplesChicken]

Get an ax, pussy.

I feel like you wanna axe me somethin'

 

[Fish]

probably the manliest way to rip of a pinky nail, tho

He was sipping tea with the other hand.

 

[PeoplesChicken]

don't worry, Chicken hates him too. Which is why i posted it.

I would not use the word hate. I am certainly not a fan and I do find him annoying

 

[PeoplesChicken]

probably the manliest way to rip of a pinky nail, tho

Maybe not as manly as ripping a nail off with a pair of pliers but its up there

 

[Deep Dish Pizza Goat]

I would not use the word hate. I am certainly not a fan and I do find him annoying

 

[PeoplesChicken]

don't worry, Chicken hates him too. Which is why i posted it.

 

[ill]

Maybe not as manly as ripping a nail off with a pair of pliers but its up there

are "dumb" and "manly" synonyms?

 

[kobesgame]

What abut Husqvarna?

Total crap. Ours broke and when we took it to a small engine guy to get it fixed he told us it wasn't worth it.

 

[PeoplesChicken]

 

[PeoplesChicken]

are "dumb" and "manly" synonyms?

I try to rationalize it that way

 

[PeoplesChicken]

Total crap. Ours broke and when we took it to a small engine guy to get it fixed he told us it wasn't worth it.

Ok Kobes what do you recommend?

 

[Fish]

Total crap. Ours broke and when we took it to a small engine guy to get it fixed he told us it wasn't worth it.

It's because your son didn't take care of it.

 

[Me]

He was sipping tea with the other hand.

Hell, if I was swinging mauls, splitting logs one handed, I don't care what I had in my other hand. It would be beastly AF no matter what