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You love him, you (based on gallup poll results) mostly hate him. But it's time:

@Flavortown Tebow

1) What's with the name? Explain....


2) When you first created accounts on this site and tHoop was your intention to be an instigator, or did it just naturally happen?


3) Tell us something about yourself that would be a surprise.


4) If we had a celebrity roast in your honor, whom would you like to see as Master of Ceremonies?


5) Name a product you would love to endorse.


6) Are you surprised by how much @Hu War Yu shit the bed?


7) Name the last book you read and actually finished.


8) Who is your all time favorite midget? Webster? Gary Coleman? Dustin Pedroia? Billy Joel?


9) Who wins in a knife fight? You or Dead Regis Philbin?


10) Name a famous person or celebrity you have actually met (Regis Philbin doesn't count).
 
1) What's with the name? Explain....

Big fan of the mayor of Flavortown, Guy Fieri.
Big fan of the mayor of Gatortown, Tim Tebow.


2) When you first created accounts on this site and tHoop was your intention to be an instigator, or did it just naturally happen?

I wouldn't say it was planned, I'm just a very polarizing figure, like Tim Tebow and Guy Fieri.


3) Tell us something about yourself that would be a surprise.

I own a Guy Fieri spatula and wear my sunglasses behind my head like Guy Fieri.

4) If we had a celebrity roast in your honor, whom would you like to see as Master of Ceremonies?

A hero of my heroes, I'd pick Jesus Christ.

5) Name a product you would love to endorse.

Guy Fieri's Chicken finger restaurant, "Chicken Guy!"

6) Are you surprised by how much @Hu War Yu shit the bed?

That guy plays both sides of the fence, wouldn't be surprised if he had an agreement to Shaggy to not contribute to your content that Hammer favors on this site.

7) Name the last book you read and actually finished.

The Swoly Bible

8) Who is your all time favorite midget? Webster? Gary Coleman? Dustin Pedroia? Billy Joel?

Jose Altuve

9) Who wins in a knife fight? You or Dead Regis Philbin?

Is Regis dead?

10) Name a famous person or celebrity you have actually met.

@HDumpty39
 
Not the worst we have seen on here...not the best either
 
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had no idea Billy Joel was only 5'5"
 
ill said:
had no idea Billy Joel was only 5'5"
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nod yes GIF by Captain Obvious
 
:L I never can figure who is what!

How can I not know who this Gator fan is and/or used to be?!
 
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he's not really a Gator fan, Juice.
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How can one be a fan of God's university's profit, but not God's university?

The soap opera you bitches run seems kinda' gay to me.
 
JuiceTheGator said:
How can one be a fan of God's university's profit, but not God's university?

The soap opera you bitches run seems kinda' gay to me.
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Some may say it's douchey

(Is it douchy?)

The e doesn't look right
 
JuiceTheGator said:
How can one be a fan of God's university's profit, but not God's university?

The soap opera you bitches run seems kinda' gay to me.
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he's just trolling, Juice. Sorry.
 
stakesarehigh said:
Some may say it's douchey

(Is it douchy?)

The e doesn't look right
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Douchie if for the gays.

Yeah, I meant to type Tebow is God's Universities Prophet - not profit. Anyway, I can hardly type my phone's ringing so much. Clients are freakin about tomorrow.
 
JuiceTheGator said:
Douchie if for the gays.

Yeah, I meant to type Tebow is God's Universities Prophet - not profit. Anyway, I can hardly type my phone's ringing so much. Clients are freakin about tomorrow.
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Ask them if their life insurance has a suicide waiver?
 
Leave it to Juicey juice to shit on a thread cause he’s too fucking stupid to understand.

“derrrr I don’t get it, so it’s gay....derrrr, maybe I should fake rage quit”
 
Handicappers said:
Leave it to Juicey juice to shit on a thread cause he’s too fucking stupid to understand.

“derrrr I don’t get it, so it’s gay....derrrr, maybe I should fake rage quit”
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Do you think he's jelly he hasn't been asked to do one yet?
 
Skerpokes said:
Guy Fieri is a gay
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Nah

His sister is.

Guy's actually a good dude.

I appreciate Douche's tribute to him.

Tebow is a dead reference though, IMO. He carries no weight.
 
ill said:
Nah

His sister is.

Guy's actually a good dude.

I appreciate Douche's tribute to him.

Tebow is a dead reference though, IMO. He carries no weight.
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I remember when I frosted the tips of my hair. I was 17
 
Flavortown Tebow said:
1) What's with the name? Explain....

Big fan of the mayor of Flavortown, Guy Fieri.
Big fan of the mayor of Gatortown, Tim Tebow.


2) When you first created accounts on this site and tHoop was your intention to be an instigator, or did it just naturally happen?

I wouldn't say it was planned, I'm just a very polarizing figure, like Tim Tebow and Guy Fieri.


3) Tell us something about yourself that would be a surprise.

I own a Guy Fieri spatula and wear my sunglasses behind my head like Guy Fieri.

4) If we had a celebrity roast in your honor, whom would you like to see as Master of Ceremonies?

A hero of my heroes, I'd pick Jesus Christ.

5) Name a product you would love to endorse.

Guy Fieri's Chicken finger restaurant, "Chicken Guy!"

6) Are you surprised by how much @Hu War Yu shit the bed?

That guy plays both sides of the fence, wouldn't be surprised if he had an agreement to Shaggy to not contribute to your content that Hammer favors on this site.

7) Name the last book you read and actually finished.

The Swoly Bible

8) Who is your all time favorite midget? Webster? Gary Coleman? Dustin Pedroia? Billy Joel?

Jose Altuve

9) Who wins in a knife fight? You or Dead Regis Philbin?

Is Regis dead?

10) Name a famous person or celebrity you have actually met.

@HDumpty39
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#2 is the winner!

#3....it said something that would be a surprise.

#4....call me sacrilegious, but how could you not go with peak 70s Don Rickels....only one a roast today. Ha.
I feel like JC would not be the best roaster. Call me crazy.
 
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