According to sources: Mario Cristobal to be the next HC at Miami

[Fredmccallyrtr]

It’s a little smelly bum fuck Egypt town that you’d only stop in to piss if you’re road tripping from Seattle to California. It’s not a hard equation to solve.

But the girls are easy, right? (I've got a company trying to sell me on moving there. Probably going to Arizona instead.)

 

[DayButtAssMans’s]

OD?

Is that you?

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[OregonDucks]

Right. Justin Wilcox is probably the best fit for you. No chance he bails at some point.

Love Justin, but this job isn't for him

 

[Fredmccallyrtr]

Hmm Kent State or Miami. c'mon dude

That's a fair point. Good for you.

 

[DayButtAssMans’s]

But the girls are easy, right? (I've got a company trying to sell me on moving there. Probably going to Arizona instead.)

Probably, just get your HPV shot.

 

[Fredmccallyrtr]

Love Justin, but this job isn't for him

He's an annoying fucker and he might get you put on probation, but y'all should consider Hugh Freeze.

 

[DayButtAssMans’s]

Love Justin, but this job isn't for him

Why? I can see him leading you to plenty Holiday Bowls, even a few Alamo Bowls.

 

[OregonDucks]

Why? I can see him leading you to plenty Holiday Bowls, even a few Alamo Bowls.

LOL he'd be the head coach at Oregon not washington.

 

[osubuckeye89]

Is OD claiming that losing Cristobal is all part of the Oregon Dynasty!!! Grand plan yet?

 

[DayButtAssMans’s]

LOL he'd be the head coach at Oregon not washington.

I know… you guys love those bowls, apparently.

 

[trojanfan12]

No one...I mean NO ONE...was beating Miami today.

 

[DayButtAssMans’s]

Is OD claiming that losing Cristobal is all part of the Oregon Dynasty!!! Grand plan yet?

Yep, and now they have the money to get whoever they want, no P5 program is safe right now.

 

[osubuckeye89]

Yep, and now they have the money to get whoever they want, no P5 program is safe right now.

apparently not as much money as Da U tho….lol

 

[Wizardhawk]

apparently not as much money as Da U tho….lol

U has all the hookers and blow. Eugene has meth and massage parlors. It's just not the same.

 

[TigerBait1971]

Every coach has an Alma Mater. I haven't once sweated Nick Saban returning to Kent State.

I'm not sure if our last coach went to college.

 

[NewPhoneWhoDis]

No one...I mean NO ONE...was beating Miami today.

In Oregon's defense, they only lost Cristobal because of the elevation.

@OregonDucks -- how can you guys have Phil Knight in your pocket and you can't keep a head coach? The next coach -- you should promise them even more uniform combinations.

 

[Wild Turkey]

Every coach has an Alma Mater. I haven't once sweated Nick Saban returning to Kent State.

I wonder how much Kent State could raise nationally to offer Saban. I’d throw some bucks at it!

 

[CoalTrain]

I'm not sure if our last coach went to college.

Oh he went…. For the chickzzzz.

 

[Wizardhawk]

I love it, keep laughing. At least we aren't going to end our coaching search with a Jimmy Lake or DeBoer, some guy from a mid major that probably was better suited for Washington State then washington

Hey @TheDayMan I'm on my phone at work. Can you help me find the final score for the UCLA Fresno State game this year? Thanks.

 

[DayButtAssMans’s]

Hey @TheDayMan I'm on my phone at work. Can you help me find the final score for the UCLA Fresno State game this year? Thanks.

I got ya.

Fresno State 40-37 UCLA (Sep 18, 2021) Final Score - ESPN

Game summary of the Fresno State Bulldogs vs. UCLA Bruins NCAAF game, final score 40-37, from September 18, 2021 on ESPN.

www.espn.com