Aftermath of Hall of Fame Wednesday

No, my extended family and we aren't Kentuckians/Alabamans/etc. No inbreeding lol.
that's not what swingers are...

well...maybe some are...I dunno
 
So, I just went to the restroom and someone hadn't flushed the urinal. Looks like they pissed Mountain Dew.

My lord. Go see a doctor.
 
Here I am.
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welcome
 
So, I just went to the restroom and someone hadn't flushed the urinal. Looks like they pissed Mountain Dew.

My lord. Go see a doctor.
So you know how you tend to see the remnants and sometimes the color of what you have eaten when you take a shit? What if you drank something green, and I mean like committed to it. Wouldn't your piss be greenish?

Of course my other theory is the green piss you saw if from the urinal cake
 
I was referencing the Simpsons clip lol. Not swingers either, well at least my wife & I aren't. The rest I doubt but can't speak on there behalf.
Swingers are just people that don't have the balls to just have a regular affair
 
So you know how you tend to see the remnants and sometimes the color of what you have eaten when you take a shit? What if you drank something green, and I mean like committed to it. Wouldn't your piss be greenish?
Jesus Christ. Who is this, and what have you done with @ThePeoplesChicken?!

I don't think this theory holds water -- or piss as the case may be -- or else my piss would often be brownish on account of the bourbon I drink.

Of course my other theory is the green piss you saw if from the urinal cake
Reasonable suggestion, but this is the same urinal at my office that I piss in multiple times a day.
 
Jesus Christ. Who is this, and what have you done with @ThePeoplesChicken?!

I don't think this theory holds water -- or piss as the case may be -- or else my piss would often be brownish on account of the bourbon I drink.


Reasonable suggestion, but this is the same urinal at my office that I piss in multiple times a day.
Well I am out of reasonable ideas so I will pivot to the unreasonable. This individual obviously has some weird fetish where they like to insert green M&M's into their pisser
 
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