All Star Tuesday Morning

I'd rather try to stuff a handful of Skittles in my foreskin.
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I guess the all things equal is a big qualifier

I know more one than one person that relied on being cute to get by in life and as they got older...welp
Don't be defensive.

I never suggested that one should consider being good-looking a skill. It's damn helpful, though.
 
one of my college roommates for a summer was a complete butterface, but was skinny blonde and large (.) (.) she did quite well at perkins from all the dirty old men
 
I did not get tipped out as a busboy.

but I also got paid under the table minimum wage...or maybe a little higher...so no taxes taken out.
And no employment taxes paid by the employer. That shit pisses me off.
 
one of my college roommates for a summer was a complete butterface, but was skinny blonde and large (.) (.) she did quite well at perkins from all the dirty old men
Well obviously they were not looking at her face
 
And no employment taxes paid by the employer. That shit pisses me off.
when you work in a restaurant run by old Italian men...
 
Don't be defensive.

I never suggested that one should consider being good-looking a skill. It's damn helpful, though.
not being defensive, I'm just thinking of people I know who got by on looks and when that ability went away



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one of my college roommates for a summer was a complete butterface, but was skinny blonde and large (.) (.) she did quite well at perkins from all the dirty old men
When I was like 15, a dirty old man pretended he couldn't get his wallet out of his pocket and made me reach into his front pocket so he could pay. I think I got like a $1 tip.

Gross, old bastard.
 
When I was like 15, a dirty old man pretended he couldn't get his wallet out of his pocket and made me reach into his front pocket so he could pay. I think I got like a $1 tip.

Gross, old bastard.
You seriously reached in anyway???????
 
When I was like 15, a dirty old man pretended he couldn't get his wallet out of his pocket and made me reach into his front pocket so he could pay. I think I got like a $1 tip.

Gross, old bastard.
Gross
 
You seriously reached in anyway???????
1) I was a tad naive back then;

2) My bosses were assholes and I was afraid I'd get in trouble from them if I didn't do what the customer asked.
 
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