All Star Tuesday Morning

[PnkPanther]

Question: Do you play on real or artificial grass?

artificial

Golf course swapped out real stuff last year

 

[PnkPanther]

I went on a first date with a chick once who said she wanted to get spit roasted...

 

[Kburjr]

Tatis Jr apparently had a fling with the woman accusing Trevor Bauer of assault

It's a Bull Durham thing.

 

[SlinkyRedfoot]

I will say it is 1000% more enjoyable without Chris Berman doing the play by play on it. No back-back-back-back-back-gone BS anymore.

Yeah, but Berman's schtick sounded like a broad taking a hard throat-banging, so there's that.

One thing I missed is they should electronically show the flight of the ball with a trail, and add the distance right when it lands.

 

[ill]

Yeah, but Berman's schtick sounded like a broad taking a hard throat-banging, so there's that.

what?

 

[Kburjr]

Yeah, but Berman's schtick sounded like a broad taking a hard throat-banging, so there's that.

One thing I missed is they should electronically show the flight of the ball with a trail, and add the distance right when it lands.

Should add human interest interviews with the fans who catch the homers.

I'll be over here watching paint dry.

 

[SlinkyRedfoot]

I went on a first date with a chick once who said she wanted to get spit roasted...

Using that term?

Pretty cool, regardless.

I took a waitress out to dinner after her shift. First time we'd spent any time together and she told me that the night before, she'd had a dream about having sex with a wolf. That was fun.

 

[SlinkyRedfoot]

what?

If you have to ask, you'll never know.

 

[SlinkyRedfoot]

Should add human interest interviews with the fans who catch the homers.

That sounds gay.

 

[Kburjr]

That sounds gay.

The game is not at Candlestick.

 

[ill]

If you have to ask, you'll never know.

I guess Chris Berman calling the HR Derby doesn't turn me on like it does you

 

[SlinkyRedfoot]

I guess Chris Berman calling the HR Derby doesn't turn me on like it does you

Doesn't turn me on at all. I'm not into hard throat banging. I'm sorry you don't understand.

 

[SlinkyRedfoot]

Tatis Jr apparently had a fling with the woman accusing Trevor Bauer of assault

I heard an unconfirmed report that she did a stint with Marilyn Manson.

Weird shit for sure and I'm not defending Bauer, but it doesn't seem like an open/shut sexual assault case.

 

[ill]

I want to punch zoom right in the face today

 

[ill]

I heard an unconfirmed report that she did a stint with Marilyn Manson.

Weird shit for sure and I'm not defending Bauer, but it doesn't seem like an open/shut sexual assault case.

don't kink shame, Slink

 

[PnkPanther]

I want to punch zoom right in the face today

get faster internet

 

[ill]

get faster internet

I just got a new router for that...

 

[PnkPanther]

I just got a new router for that...

zoom can be a pain, my supervisor always has issues

 

[ill]

zoom can be a pain, my supervisor always has issues

we use Teams as a company but this is outside training

 

[SlinkyRedfoot]

I believe we've discussed how Victoria's Secret is getting rid of the angels to make way for unattractive lesbians.

The disaster has reached home. I received a message from VS in my inbox this morning with these: