Alternative Monday Morning

[AllAltsAreBastards]

This Alt thing was a great idea

Oh no people are ruining my serious important sports forum conversations.

 

[ill]

oooohhhh shit... my husband does NOT like that guy! One day he started beating me and he was just screaming that guys name! How do you think I got this shiner?

meh

 

[Earl Haffler]

Somebody made an alt.

You observations of the most obvious is an indictment of your educational system

 

[Sir Reginald Hugh Pecksniff]

Explain yourself....

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That positively chuffs me to bits, old man.

 

[ill]

I am not sure you would even survive copulation with me. I am a wildcat

is that like in football where you have 2 guys who can take the snap?

are we allowed to kink shame on Alt Day?

 

[Forum Nazi]

You love the BBC's.....don't you @Forum Nazi?

Stop using acronyms.

Acronyms are not allowed.

 

[ill]

I've got crazy flipper fingers, like Tommy

I bet your lady loves that.

 

[Earl Haffler]

You love the BBC's.....don't you @Forum Nazi?

Could be a fine line, but I believe referencing the British Broadcasting Company would qualify for the political forums.

 

[Forum Nazi]

That positively chuffs me to bits, old man.

No sexual innuendo here, Jeeves.

 

[Cosmo Kramer]

 

[Earl Haffler]

is that like in football where you have 2 guys who can take the snap?

are we allowed to kink shame on Alt Day?

My procreational activities are going to be hard for you to comprehend

 

[Cosmo Kramer]

 

[Forum Nazi]

Explain yourself....

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Your account has been limited due to your unacceptable actions.

 

[ill]

You love the BBC's.....don't you @Forum Nazi?

I mean, bitches do be crazy...

 

[Earl Haffler]

Stop using acronyms.

Acronyms are not allowed.

I am not sure these are acronyms. I believe he has a stutter?

 

[ill]

My procreational activities are going to be hard for you to comprehend

just don't cross streams...

or do...I'm not juding you.

 

[Hu War Yu]

I bet your lady loves that.

You know who really loves it is your old lady

woooOOOOO!

Oops, meant to post this using an alt account, DANGIT

 

[ill]

You know who really loves it is your old lady

woooOOOOO!

Oops, meant to post this using an alt account, DANGIT

@RicFlair

 

[Earl Haffler]

I mean, bitches do be crazy...

Observe! This stuttering is an epidemic

 

[Earl Haffler]

just don't cross streams...

or do...I'm not juding you.

No offense taken. It seems you already have your hands full deflecting the insults of others on here. Is this a daily occurrence?