An open letter to Nebraska

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Dear Nebraska:
I hope this letter finds you well and in good health on this the Lord's Day. On behalf of the rest of college football fandom I would just like to express my appreciation for your selfless labor last night. Had we listened to the pundits and the largest ego in college football, Colorado would seem unstoppable and simply destined for the CFB Playoffs.

Not you Nebraska! You either chose to ignore the prognosticators, Coach Prime's mouth, or perhaps it was the lack of internet service in the state but we don't care. You chose to seek glory! Your cute and cuddly (in a groundhog kinda way) coach were on a mission and I must say mission accomplished! Not only did you expose all of Colorado's weaknesses as a team, you went next level and forced a national audience to witness what a bunch of selfish pussies the likes of Sanders, Sanders, and Hunter.....and Sanders actually are. They got beat, they quit, and they embarrassed themselves. Last night you stood up for America and it wasn't even a woman's volleyball game!

Corn pickers, I still don't really know what you are, but we salute you!!!!

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