Animal Shelter week

TheDayMan said:
Some real cringy shit. Right now his ‘22 class is ranked 8th in the pac 12, I’m not gonna point out what Oregon’s is, but it’s much better. He can’t even take subtle jabs right. What an embarrassment.
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We need input from AG, where he at?
#FREEALASKAGUY
 
TheDayMan said:
Gonna go out on a limb and say he’d be taking Jimmy Lake hate to an unreasonable level and it’d be very dark and uncomfortable for everyone.
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Talking about how he would like to take a 15 year old hitchhiker in a cheap motel
 
TheDayMan said:
That’s how you make a subtle jab. Notice how he didn’t highlight any of his own program's current shortcomings to make it… 🤦‍♂️
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He crushed it and ran a column of tanks over Lake.
 
I went to the pond by the house and fed the ducks some bread crumbs today.

There are signs there telling everyone not to do that, they prefer frozen peas and other things.

Fuck those ducks and those signs.
 
occupant said:
I went to the pond by the house and fed the ducks some bread crumbs today.

There are signs there telling everyone not to do that, they prefer frozen peas and other things.

Fuck those ducks and those signs.
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Feed them raw dough that hasn’t risen yet. They will fill up and when the yeast rises their bellies will explode.
 
Can both teams just catch Covid?
 
TheDayMan said:
Gonna go out on a limb and say he’d be taking Jimmy Lake hate to an unreasonable level and it’d be very dark and uncomfortable for everyone.
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Can’t we just have him back until the game is over then ban him again? Yes it would be really dark, no pun intended, but it would be like a car crash.
 
Wild Turkey said:
Feed them raw dough that hasn’t risen yet. They will fill up and when the yeast rises their bellies will explode.
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I have no interest in killing them you sick fuck.

I just want them painfully constipated.
 
Wild Turkey said:
Feed them raw dough that hasn’t risen yet. They will fill up and when the yeast rises their bellies will explode.
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Pop rocks would also do the trick if you wanted another route of being inhumane.
 
duckboy33 said:
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Fuskies bitched out of last years game and now they are talking shit when they are really bad this year. I can't wait for Saturday
 
Any fusky out there want an avy bet? I'll give you 2 to 1 week odds
 
occupant said:
I went to the pond by the house and fed the ducks some bread crumbs today.

There are signs there telling everyone not to do that, they prefer frozen peas and other things.

Fuck those ducks and those signs.
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I feed my ducks steel pellets intramuscularly...then I usually perform a double mastectomy. Sometimes when I'm feeling particularly generous I like to remove their feathers with a vigorous massage, followed by a deep internal cleanse and then into the sauna at 325 for a period of time. Then I will give them a molar massage followed by an acid bath. I think I enjoy it more than the ducks do, but I'm a giver.
 
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