Anybody ever beat a speeding ticket in court?

moxie said:
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Would this also work for someone driving in a commuter lane when the law suggests they don’t?
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You definitely weren't breaking any @maxie laws :wink:
 
I’ve got a red beard, but blonde hair. Barney listed my hair color as red. Reckon if I shave my beard and let the judge see my glorious blond mullet, that would bring Barney’s observational skills into question?
 
Sleep with the guy's wife next time he's on patrol.
 
I beat a parking ticket once.
 
RobBase said:
You guys know this is how the plot to Rambo started, right?
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Barney drew first blood!

It's going to end up like a different Stallone movie, Chewy will get to play soccer with Pele in jail.
 
RobBase said:
You guys know this is how the plot to Rambo started, right?
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I, personally am already invested to see who is going to find out in this particular situation. I prefer not to be disappointed.

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Illustrious Potentate said:
The Gilmer County magistrate judge goes hunting in South Dakota with our group. He won’t be the judge for this, but I’m gonna talk to him to see if he can put in a good word for me anyways
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You were in Ellijay.. good luck with that.
 
Illustrious Potentate said:
I’ve got a red beard, but blonde hair. Barney listed my hair color as red. Reckon if I shave my beard and let the judge see my glorious blond mullet, that would bring Barney’s observational skills into question?
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Not worth it, just pay the fine and keep the beard!
 
Illustrious Potentate said:
Nah, had the same beard style for years, I just keep it trimmed to about 3.5 MM on my trimmer setting, but it grows fast.
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You measure your beard length in MM??? Looks like we need to beat all those Frenchy-foo fag-nasties outta ya...
 
moxie said:
I am fully prepared to kick her ass in full view of a body cam, if it serves me.

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When I was a teenager I "bumped into" a bum's imaginary friend and ended up being late for a math team practice as I attempted to deal with the situation. This is the kind of goofy shit that always seems to happen to me but I don't think that my coach believed my story :laugh:

I think that if maxie and moxie are going to do anything using a body cam that is definitely something for OnlyFans, no freebies not even for Hammer :laugh:
 
moxie said:
I am fully prepared to kick her ass in full view of a body cam, if it serves me.

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That's a funny idea but he's just too loud and too worked up himself for me to even begin to believe that it's authentic. They could have sold the routine better.
 
moxie said:
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Would this also work for someone driving in a commuter lane when the law suggests they don’t?
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Any case that hinges solely on an officer's credibility, to the best of my knowledge.
 
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