Apparently coach Elko is fat

[huskers1217]

The comments.

 

[Brutus]

Not because he’s fat, but that doesn’t look like the guy who’s going to lead A&M to the promise land

I’ll be surprised if he lasts 4 years

 

[CoalTrain]

Too much brisket

 

[gobigred]

Too much brisket

He would be skinny if only brisket he could eat was Lincoln Riley’s brisket

 

[OregonDucks]

Not because he’s fat, but that doesn’t look like the guy who’s going to lead A&M to the promise land

I’ll be surprised if he lasts 4 years

Bro there’s really only a few times capable of the promise land.

Georgia
Alabama
Ohio state
Michigan
Oregon
Texas

 

[wildturkey]

aTm need to work on that Ozempic sponsorship

 

[Red_Alert]

Too much brisket

Nope...

Them's gravy tits.

Biscuits-n- gravy
Taters-n-gravy
Ice-cream-n-gravy

 

[Red_Alert]

I bet Trev Alberts ends up slapping Elko's hand away from the gravy bowl at BMD fundraisers.

 

[DJ Fieri]

Bro there’s really only a few times capable of the promise land.

Georgia
Alabama
Ohio state
Michigan
Oregon
Texas

*A few teams*

 

[fishinabarrel]

Bro there’s really only a few times capable of the promise land.

Georgia
Alabama
Ohio state
Michigan
Oregon
Texas

You can't put a team that has literally never won a natty in the history of college football on a short list of the only teams capable of winning one.

Ok, well, you're OD, so you can, but you shouldn't.

 

[Bayou Tiger]

You can't put a team that has literally never won a natty in the history of college football on a short list of the only teams capable of winning one.

Ok, well, you're OD, so you can, but you shouldn't.

Yeah I can come up with about 4 or 5 times teams that would make that list before the Ducks, who seem to fly south in the polls every winter.

 

[outofyourmind]

What's the due date

 

[RubinRock]

Reminds me of Bill O'brien, tbh. RIP aggies

 

[fordman84]

lel at the homeauxs and their catty chatter in here.

 

[fishinabarrel]

Yeah I can come up with about 4 or 5 times teams that would make that list before the Ducks, who seem to fly south in the polls every winter.

My first thought was how do you leave a team that has more natties since the turn of the century than every team not named Bama

 

[huskers1217]

He would be skinny if only brisket he could eat was Lincoln Riley’s brisket

The comments under the Reddit post.

 

[RobBase]

Looks like Matt Patrica shaved and lost his pencil.

 

[Thiefery]

lel at the homeauxs and their catty chatter in here.

 

[Wild Turkey]

Bro there’s really only a few times capable of the promise land.

Georgia
Alabama
Ohio state
Michigan
Oregon
Texas

Just here to point out that Auburn, FSU, Tennessee, LSU, Oklahoma and Florida. Have all won a natty in the modern era and Oregon hasn’t.

 

[fishinabarrel]

Just here to point out that Auburn, FSU, Tennessee, LSU, Oklahoma and Florida. Have all won a natty in the modern era and Oregon hasn’t.

You didn't even have to include the words modern era