Are There Any Longhorns Fans On Here That Aren't Gaping Pussies?

I was just trying to recall the stupid assed bets I made this season. That our secondary would be better than tOSU, about viewership, how many games would lose, and I'm sure there is more.

But they don't believe in their team winning a CFP game? Should be banned from the Jexas section at walmart!
Word!

I'm considering offering a bet to an OSU fan with me taking Texas just to show these soft-tossers what having balls looks like.
 
Word!

I'm considering offering a bet to an OSU fan with me taking Texas just to show these soft-tossers what having balls looks like.
lol, I was thinking about taking up the bet on behalf of Jexas. But the thought of either winning and "celebrating" that with a new avy for you or losing because I was putting faith in Jexas made my stomach turn.
 
Including yourself.
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I was just trying to recall the stupid assed bets I made this season. That our secondary would be better than tOSU, about viewership, how many games would lose, and I'm sure there is more.

But they don't believe in their team winning a CFP game? Should be banned from the Jexas section at walmart!
If you go to the Walmart in La Marque, TX.. you will find more aggy gear than Texas.. Hell they have more UH shirts than Texas too

If you also go to the Fanatics store at the Texas City Outlet (very close to me) Texas has the smallest section, however everything is pretty much sold out.. I actually envy aggys section in that store.. they have everything.. from golf club aggy covers.. to a huge selection of caps, beanies, strawhats and bucket hats. They also have stuffed bears that my daughters want but in UT colors.
Imagine their shame tomorrow when they start to put on their favorite Cheer Jersey. In their mind knowing they can't even back their team with a meaningless internet bet!

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man who knew avy bets were so serious in these parts??
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1-Week Avi Bet on the Cotton Bowl.

tOSU wins, I'll sport an avi of your choice for seven full days.

Texas wins, you'll sport an avi of my choice for seven full days.

Sack up, sisters.
This is new. I am trying to figure out what kind of cunt thinks making an avi makes you a tough guy? What a fucking dork
 
This is new. I am trying to figure out what kind of cunt thinks making an avi makes you a tough guy? What a fucking dork
lolz. I’m trying to think of how big a pussy one has to be to be afraid of one, and how hard I should fuck it.
 
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lolz. I’m trying to think of how big a pussy one has to be to be afraid of one, and how hard I should fuck it.
Look at you. I bet you fill out every inch of your jorts
 
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