Are Wisconsin sports teams douche magnets?

Do Wisconsin sports teams attract douches?

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Illustrious Potentate

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I mean, the Brewers have had Ryan Braun for an eternity and stood by him when he tried to get a lab worker fired over his hot piss test.

Aaron Rodgers is easily the biggest douche currently in the NFL. He’s a brittle bitch too, but that’s not a factor here.

And Eddie Alvarez might be the biggest douche of an AD in all of college sports. Had to hire a former player of his after the two coaches before left for worse jobs because of EA

I’m sure the Bucks have a major douche on their team, but I don’t watch roundball, so can’t confirm

What day you?
 
Obviously drew you in. :thumb:
 
BigRedMoe said:
I still want to know more about this mysterious "Eddie". Maybe he's Barry's evil twin that is secretly really in control.
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Eddie had an affair with Beliema's wife which is why he skipped town to go to R-Kansas
 
PeoplesChicken said:
Eddie had an affair with Beliema's wife which is why he skipped town to go to R-Kansas
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It all makes sense now. I was wondering how Bielzebubma became the new Republican Senator from Kansas.
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Illustrious Potentate said:
When one coach leaves for Arky and the next leaves for Oregon State, it might be because of the boss
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Quick question... How did Bret Bielema and Gary Andersen fare after their stints in Wisconsin?

...Maybe the boss is a douche, but that douche has pretty high standards and if you ain't meeting them or you expect them to be lowered for you, you get shown the door...
 
RP-29 said:
Quick question... How did Bret Bielema and Gary Andersen fare after their stints in Wisconsin?

...Maybe the boss is a douche, but that douche has pretty high standards and if you ain't meeting them or you expect them to be lowered for you, you get shown the door...
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They left for lesser jobs, so of course the results will dip.

They weren’t fired. Wisconsin fans weren’t happy about them leaving. They took worse jobs to get away from Barry
 
Illustrious Potentate said:
They left for lesser jobs, so of course the results will dip.

They weren’t fired. Wisconsin fans weren’t happy about them leaving. They took worse jobs to get away from Barry
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I'm not going to pretend to have insider information, but from what I remember reading about the saga, Andersen wanted Alvarez to lower the academic standards for the sake of football recruiting, Alvarez said 'no and if you don't like it you can leave' - so he left.

And every big Badger fan I spoke to during & after the Bielema saga thought Bielema was a douche and wasn't sad to see him go personally, but were concerned there would be a drop in productivity on the field.
 
RP-29 said:
I'm not going to pretend to have insider information, but from what I remember reading about the saga, Andersen wanted Alvarez to lower the academic standards for the sake of football recruiting, Alvarez said 'no and if you don't like it you can leave' - so he left.

And every big Badger fan I spoke to during & after the Bielema saga thought Bielema was a douche and wasn't sad to see him go personally, but were concerned there would be a drop in productivity on the field.
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Not lowering the standards for football players hurts your chances. Jared Goff didn’t know the sun rises in the East and sets in the west, but he still got to play at Cal Berkeley. He left because BA is a douche.

Bielema had Wisconsin rolling as a program and left for a worse job because he couldn’t get along with Alvarez.

Guess who was the interim coach after each left to get away from Barry’s douche ass?
 
Illustrious Potentate said:
Not lowering the standards for football players hurts your chances. Jared Goff didn’t know the sun rises in the East and sets in the west, but he still got to play at Cal Berkeley. He left because BA is a douche.

Bielema had Wisconsin rolling as a program and left for a worse job because he couldn’t get along with Alvarez.

Guess who was the interim coach after each left to get away from Barry’s douche ass?
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I appreciate that standards weren't lowered. College is supposed to be academics first and sports a distant second.
 
RP-29 said:
I appreciate that standards weren't lowered. College is supposed to be academics first and sports a distant second.
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Well, most of your elite football recruits are the Einsteins of our time. Every program in the country lowers their academic standards for athletes
 
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